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What all of them? That'll probably take more than a weekend.

Hammerfest. Tell him to join the Polar Bear Society.

Absolutely not Jeez, let a bear down gently next time.

Thanks all, I won't buy any pants this afternoon then, just socks.

Any program except Neighbours. It's a constant cavalcade of curveballs. Will someone fake a stalker to get guy to fall for her? Will someone be reunited with their transgender child, only to leave because he can't handle that his son is now his daughter? Will someone drive a car into a marquee because he thinks his Dad doesn't care about him? And that's just all in the last week.

Oh no, someone's sick. It's probably this. Uh oh, it wasn't that and now they're worse. What could it be, hmm? Maybe it's lupus? Shut up Billy Kennedy from Neighbours, it's not lupus. I think it's this. That? But if it's not that, the treatment will kill them. We should do it anyway. Ok, fine. Let's wait anxiously. Oww, my leg hurts. Hooray, it was that, they're not dead! Let's celebrate. No, grr.

How many pairs of pants should I own?

Are you ginger?

Have you ever fought an alien?

I forgot you were registered blind.

May I request that the new timetable refers to the Cruz/Rapp double photo as the 'Crapp shoot'?

Do you have lady parts?

I am many things, and most of them are scornworthy, but a grabber I am not.

I think someone farted.

You got me. I am Jeebus. Your turn, my child.