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I don't get films such as Epic Movie. Those kind of spoofs tend to annoy me mostly. And I have never found them that funny, although they can have their moments..

 

 

i dont get donny darko! i know its got a mad cult following now but i just dont get it :smile:

 

I like that film, but I don't think it is as amazing as some people say. Its good though.

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The Sound of Music - awful film. Hated it as a kid. Still do!

 

Bugsy Malone - absolutely awful film. Why is this a cult film? :thumbup:

 

Chicago - wtf?!! How did this win Best Picture at the Oscars?! :o

 

Okay, wait ... let me pick some that aren't musicals :P

 

Um ....

 

The Shrek films! RUBBISH! :chair:

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Brick: The biggest pile of rubbish I've ever seen! :jason:

 

Recent Johnny Depp/Tim Burton films: I used to love them together (Edwards Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow), but Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was TERRIBLE! Gene Wilder is the only Willy Wonka in my opinion. Sweeny Todd was better, but still not as great as everyone made out.

 

Bugsy Malone: Agreed, Tara. This is utter cack. Why would people watch this?:D

 

Shrek movies: Again, agreed. I quite liked the first one, but now I'm bored. Pixar P!sses over Dreamworks animation!

 

Happy Feet: I couldn't sit through this for any longer than about 30 minutes. Just awful...and so bloody boring! STOP MAKING RUBBISH COMPUTER ANIMATIONS! :chair:

 

Hot Fuzz: I was still waiting to laugh as the credits began to roll. Pegg, what happened? :huh:

 

Hostel: Yup, I agree with whoever mentioned this rubbish. This is a film for over-horny 14 year old lads to watch as they're bunking off school. What a pile of dog turd!

 

Beowulf: Oh dear God, why did I sit through this? :blink:

 

Ferris Bueller's Day Off: This probably isn't going to be a popular choice, but hey, shoot me! Maybe it's because I didn't see it 'til quite late on (when I was about 18, rather than in the '80s)...and it just didn't do it for me. Thought it was pretty average! :huh:

 

POTC 3: The first one was entertaining enough (despite Depp being pretty damn annoying), the second one had some pretty impressive visuals...but by the time I'd got to the THIRD one, I just couldn't be bothered. SO bored of Jack bloody Sparrow! :chair:

 

Ok, I have to stop otherwise I'll be here all day. Haha, love this thread :D

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Have to agree about Pirates of the Carribbean 3, to me it seemed like a prime example of making a film purely for the sake of raking in money, it was complete crap, and why the focus was more on Keira then Johnny is beyond me, it was Jack Sparrow who made the first one, she gets on my nerves big time, but that's another issue I guess! ;)

I don't get the hype about Lost in Translation or Donnie Darko, not a Star Wars fan either!

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Brick: The biggest pile of rubbish I've ever seen!:drunk:

 

Recent Johnny Depp/Tim Burton films: I used to love them together (Edwards Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow), but Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was TERRIBLE! Gene Wilder is the only Willy Wonka in my opinion. Sweeny Todd was better, but still not as great as everyone made out.

 

For every good film that Burton makes he makes an ABSOLUTE rubbish one...Batman Returns, ace...Planet of the Apes...toss

 

Bugsy Malone: Agreed, Tara. This is utter cack. Why would people watch this?:headscratch:

 

I find Bugsy Malone quite scary, like that program that used to be on channel 4 where they used to get small children to dress up as popstars and act in a provacative manner.

 

 

Ferris Bueller's Day Off: This probably isn't going to be a popular choice, but hey, shoot me! Maybe it's because I didn't see it 'til quite late on (when I was about 18, rather than in the '80s)...and it just didn't do it for me. Thought it was pretty average! :yoda:

 

I cannot STAND that film..in the 80's...yesterday..today and in the future!!!

 

Napoleon Dynamite...all my friends went mad over that film, I just found myself going "why?" and "what?" a lot!

 

I also agree with the Donnie Darko thing, to me, it tries to be all deep and that, but doesn't harbour much intellectual stimulation at all.

 

MAC and me, if anyone can remember that film I will laugh...rip off of ET with a disabled child and product placement a plenty from MacDonalds and Coca Cola...and scary whistling aliens...

 

...final one...Withnail and I....its just not...funny...

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Brick: The biggest pile of rubbish I've ever seen!:drunk:

 

Recent Johnny Depp/Tim Burton films: I used to love them together (Edwards Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow), but Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was TERRIBLE! Gene Wilder is the only Willy Wonka in my opinion. Sweeny Todd was better, but still not as great as everyone made out.

 

Bugsy Malone: Agreed, Tara. This is utter cack. Why would people watch this?:headscratch:

 

Happy Feet: I couldn't sit through this for any longer than about 30 minutes. Just awful...and so bloody boring! STOP MAKING RUBBISH COMPUTER ANIMATIONS! :chair:

 

Beowulf: Oh dear God, why did I sit through this? :yoda:

 

POTC 3: The first one was entertaining enough (despite Depp being pretty damn annoying), the second one had some pretty impressive visuals...but by the time I'd got to the THIRD one, I just couldn't be bothered. SO bored of Jack bloody Sparrow! :chair:

 

Brick: rubbish, so dull

 

I dont really like johnny depp films. I loved batman returns and edward scissorhands when i was younger. But i watched both of them recently, and they werent what i remember them to be. However looking forward to sweeny todd

 

Bugsy Malone is so bad its good. I have this on dvd and after sitting her through it many many times she finally came over from the dark side and loves it now.

 

happy feet: i found this film so upsetting, i basicly sat through the whole film crying. No way near as good as cars or monsters inc or toy story. NO-WAY NEAR !!!!

 

POTC3: Totally agree. And yet i know some people who think its the best one :headscratch:

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MAC and me, if anyone can remember that film I will laugh...rip off of ET with a disabled child and product placement a plenty from MacDonalds and Coca Cola...and scary whistling aliens...

I seen that and remember the poster and I'm pretty sure I saw it in the cinema in about 1987. Even to me, a 11 yr old it was pretty pants. I think it was actually sponsored or part funded by McDonalds hence the name and product placement though I was too young to understand the concect of that so it went by me till you just mentioned it was in the film.

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attack of the killer tomatoes is a worst film and just strange, bit of a harsh moment in there. one of the militry officers knocks a painting of USA N Arizona and it falls in a fish tank... didnt ubnderstand why any 1 would think that being thrown in a film tbh

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attack of the killer tomatoes is a worst film and just strange, bit of a harsh moment in there. one of the militry officers knocks a painting of USA N Arizona and it falls in a fish tank... didnt ubnderstand why any 1 would think that being thrown in a film tbh

 

That was kind of the point of those films. I mean if you have seen The return of the killer tomatos, the whole product placement scenes were so weird and out place but so hilarious.

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attack of the killer tomatoes is a worst film and just strange, bit of a harsh moment in there. one of the militry officers knocks a painting of USA N Arizona and it falls in a fish tank... didnt ubnderstand why any 1 would think that being thrown in a film tbh

 

That was kind of the point of those films. I mean if you have seen The return of the killer tomatos, the whole product placement scenes were so weird and out place but so hilarious.

 

 

na i didnt honestly like it at all i mean wasnt even funny just well, crap lol

. a load of my ms say they dont understand terminator... ok a lil dim but its awsome how can u not understand whats going on. woot terminators

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attack of the killer tomatoes is a worst film and just strange, bit of a harsh moment in there. one of the militry officers knocks a painting of USA N Arizona and it falls in a fish tank... didnt ubnderstand why any 1 would think that being thrown in a film tbh

 

Apparently they are remaking Killer Toms...Bruce Campbell has been linked to it...

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I don't get remakes where the entire concept of the movie is changed - Stepford Wives being remade as a comedy for example. I just didn't get it.

 

Movie adaptations of novels where either the ending or pretty much the whole movie is completely different from the original canon, like certain Harry Potter movies and that awful Flowers In The Attic movie, and to some extent The Colour of Magic. I just think "why bother?" Why bother going to all the trouble of adapting a novel and spending millions on filming it, only to make it almost unrecognisable from the story it's supposed to be.

 

They even did it in places with "The Passion" on TV before Easter - some glaring errors there and it was an adaptation of the Bible, for goodness sake!

 

Maybe I just shouldn't watch movies of books that I've read and enjoyed.;)

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I don't get remakes where the entire concept of the movie is changed

 

I feel the same way....like with the remake of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory. Now I know the story wasn't changed much, but the entire persona of Wonka was.....Gene Wilder got it absolutely perfect coz he made him eccentric and a little bit mad, whereas Depp made him just plain weird.

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Movie adaptations of novels - Why bother going to all the trouble of adapting a novel and spending millions on filming it, only to make it almost unrecognisable from the story it's supposed to be.

Cos sometimes how it's written in the book won't translate so well onto film or with film audiences.

 

Eg. Sly Stallone was supposed to die in First Blood (1982) as he does in the novel and that ending was filmed but producers changed their mind so he lived in the end. This was likely cos they wanted to make it sequelable or cos they didnt want to give the audience such a downer ending - after all they had been rooting for Stallone all the way thru the film.

 

With Hannibal (2001) they just had to change Thomas Harris's ending from the novel as it was just ridiculous to believe that Clarice would run away with him. It might have worked on paper but on filmm it's just different and doesnt always work.

 

With I Am Legend (2007) I guess they wanted it to be more acessible to popcorn audiences and the ending less "deep" like in the novel.

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I don't get remakes where the entire concept of the movie is changed

 

I feel the same way....like with the remake of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory. Now I know the story wasn't changed much, but the entire persona of Wonka was.....Gene Wilder got it absolutely perfect coz he made him eccentric and a little bit mad, whereas Depp made him just plain weird.

I personally liked JD as WW. GW will always be WW to me, but JD was fun to watch.

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They even did it in places with "The Passion" on TV before Easter - some glaring errors there and it was an adaptation of the Bible, for goodness sake!

There are of course differences between the gospels, and that's just between the four that are accepted as canonical New Testament; throw in things like the gospels of Peter and Thomas and you get all sorts of variety. Indeed, the whole story of what was and what wasn't accepted into the NT, and how it evolved over time is an interesting bit of history...

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Movie adaptations of novels - Why bother going to all the trouble of adapting a novel and spending millions on filming it, only to make it almost unrecognisable from the story it's supposed to be.

Cos sometimes how it's written in the book won't translate so well onto film or with film audiences.

 

Eg. Sly Stallone was supposed to die in First Blood (1982) as he does in the novel and that ending was filmed but producers changed their mind so he lived in the end. This was likely cos they wanted to make it sequelable or cos they didnt want to give the audience such a downer ending - after all they had been rooting for Stallone all the way thru the film.

 

With Hannibal (2001) they just had to change Thomas Harris's ending from the novel as it was just ridiculous to believe that Clarice would run away with him. It might have worked on paper but on filmm it's just different and doesnt always work.

 

With I Am Legend (2007) I guess they wanted it to be more acessible to popcorn audiences and the ending less "deep" like in the novel.

 

I see your point but my own pov is - if the original story needs changing to make the movie work, then don't make the movie! Harsh, I know, but 'tis how i feel :lol:

 

 

 

They even did it in places with "The Passion" on TV before Easter - some glaring errors there and it was an adaptation of the Bible, for goodness sake!

There are of course differences between the gospels, and that's just between the four that are accepted as canonical New Testament; throw in things like the gospels of Peter and Thomas and you get all sorts of variety. Indeed, the whole story of what was and what wasn't accepted into the NT, and how it evolved over time is an interesting bit of history...

 

I see what you mean. I suppose I noticed the errors because they were errors relating to my own personal knowledge of the Bible. The main one I was thinking about was when Pilate sentenced Jesus, when I'm pretty sure that Pilate quite famously refused to do so and handed Jesus over to Herod (?) for sentencing...Might not be important to some but infuriated me lol :lol:

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I really don't get Mulholland Drive. Watched it twice and still don't get it. Then again, I don't think I've ever really 'got' any David Lynch films, but something continues to draw me to them. If anyone can shed some light on this one for me, please do so!

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I HATE the shrek films, they are total rubbish. Give me lion king or aristorcats any day :)

 

and forest gump...just no

 

cloverfield looked a bit pants, but i didnt see it though- the adverts were making me sick just watching those XD i wouldnt have been able to get through the whole film with out getting motion sickness :(

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I really don't get Mulholland Drive. Watched it twice and still don't get it. Then again, I don't think I've ever really 'got' any David Lynch films, but something continues to draw me to them. If anyone can shed some light on this one for me, please do so!

 

I always thought that was kinda the point most of the time with Lynch movies anyway lol

 

I think they're far more fascinating if there's no finite explanation.

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