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Brain dead on a Wednesday afternoon?

 

Now get ready to laugh at yourself. This only takes a minute.

 

 

 

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person who sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.

 

And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humour...

 

 

 

Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

 

 

 

And don't go all adult.

 

 

 

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

 

a = snickle, b = doombah, c = goobar, d = cheesey, e = crusty, f = greasy, g = dumbo, h = farcus, i = dorky, j = doofus, k = funky, l = boobie, m = sleezy, n = sloopy, o = fluffy, p = stinky, q = slimy, r = dorfus, s = snooty, t = tootsie u = dipsy, w = liver, x = skippy, y = dinky, z = zippy

 

 

 

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

 

a = dippin, b = feather, c = giggle, d = burger, e = chicken, f = barffy, g = lizard, h = waffle, i = farkle, j = monkey, k = flippin, l = fricken, m = bubble, n = rhino, o = potty, p = hamster, q = buckle, r = gizzard, s = lickin, t = snickle, u = chuckle, v = pickle, w = hubble, x = dingle, y = gorilla, z = girdle.

 

 

 

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = a = butt, b = boob, c = face, d = nose, e = hump, f = breath, g = pants, h = shorts, i = lips, j = honker, k = head, l = tush, m = chunks, n = dunkin, o = brains, p = biscuits, q = toes, r = doodle, s = fanny, t = sniffer, u = sprinkels, v = frack, w = squirt, x = humperdink, y = hiney, z = juice.

 

 

 

Thus, for example, John Kerry's new name is Farcus Chickendoodle. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

 

 

 

George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

 

 

Using my forum name, I am "Dorky Gizzard-Hump". Nice! :borg:

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