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natedammit Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 13 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 17 minutes ago, wjbleming said: I love blue bear bottoms! Me too! Aww, you guys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, natedammit said: I eat mouse poo and pretend it's tiny raisins Zachary is very disappointed in you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 10 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 18 minutes ago, natedammit said: I eat mouse poo and pretend it's tiny raisins Zachary is very amused at this Don't you laugh at me Zachary - they're full of nutrition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) 32 minutes ago, natedammit said: 44 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 52 minutes ago, natedammit said: I eat mouse poo and pretend it's tiny raisins Zachary is very amused at this I also shave goatees on giraffes in my spare time and stand on the street corner laughing at clouds. Sometime my mum brings me a round of jam sandwiches if I've been out for a while. Well, that's very nice of her, isn't it. Edited May 2, 2018 by Raylenth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 10 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 42 minutes ago, natedammit said: 53 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: I eat mouse poo and pretend it's tiny raisins Zachary is very amused at this I also shave goatees on giraffes in my spare time and stand on the street corner laughing at clouds. Sometime my mum brings me a round of jam sandwiches if I've been out for a while. I'm jealous of you because when I do this, I have to take my own sandwiches. I am also rubbish at making sandwiches, because I always put the filling on the outside. Aww, that's a shame - I'm happy to share my sandwiches with you. I'm nice like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, natedammit said: 19 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 52 minutes ago, natedammit said: 1 hour ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: I eat mouse poo and pretend it's tiny raisins Zachary is very amused at this I also shave goatees on giraffes in my spare time and stand on the street corner laughing at clouds. Sometime my mum brings me a round of jam sandwiches if I've been out for a while. I'm jealous of you because when I do this, I have to take my own sandwiches. I am also rubbish at making sandwiches, because I always put the filling on the outside. That's OK, we just call that a Scottish Pizza. I have them deep fried. I like to keep them in my pants so they go squishy That must make a bit of a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 23 minutes ago, natedammit said: 36 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: 1 hour ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: I eat mouse poo and pretend it's tiny raisins Zachary is very amused at this I also shave goatees on giraffes in my spare time and stand on the street corner laughing at clouds. Sometime my mum brings me a round of jam sandwiches if I've been out for a while. I'm jealous of you because when I do this, I have to take my own sandwiches. I am also rubbish at making sandwiches, because I always put the filling on the outside. That's OK, we just call that a Scottish Pizza. I have them deep fried. I like to keep them in my pants so they go squishy Mmmmmm, that sounds tasty. I'd love to try some. Just to be clear, I specifically want one that has been kept in your pants - preferably for quite some time. A couple of weeks if possible. Please mail this to me ASAP. I will pay good money for this. Umm, yeah, ok, I guess I can do that for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, natedammit said: 18 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 29 minutes ago, natedammit said: 43 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: 1 hour ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: I eat mouse poo and pretend it's tiny raisins Zachary is very amused at this I also shave goatees on giraffes in my spare time and stand on the street corner laughing at clouds. Sometime my mum brings me a round of jam sandwiches if I've been out for a while. I'm jealous of you because when I do this, I have to take my own sandwiches. I am also rubbish at making sandwiches, because I always put the filling on the outside. That's OK, we just call that a Scottish Pizza. I have them deep fried. I like to keep them in my pants so they go squishy Mmmmmm, that sounds tasty. I'd love to try some. Just to be clear, I specifically want one that has been kept in your pants - preferably for quite some time. A couple of weeks if possible. Please mail this to me ASAP. I will pay good money for this. Sorry, too late. I regularly feed them to the squirrels in the park by letting them rummage for them up my trouser legs. I like the feel of their tails against my hairy sporran. Hmm I feel a quick call to the RSPCA may be in order! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjbleming Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, natedammit said: Posted 1 minute ago 9 minutes ago, natedammit said: 25 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 36 minutes ago, natedammit said: 50 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: 1 hour ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: I eat mouse poo and pretend it's tiny raisins Zachary is very amused at this I also shave goatees on giraffes in my spare time and stand on the street corner laughing at clouds. Sometime my mum brings me a round of jam sandwiches if I've been out for a while. I'm jealous of you because when I do this, I have to take my own sandwiches. I am also rubbish at making sandwiches, because I always put the filling on the outside. That's OK, we just call that a Scottish Pizza. I have them deep fried. I like to keep them in my pants so they go squishy Mmmmmm, that sounds tasty. I'd love to try some. Just to be clear, I specifically want one that has been kept in your pants - preferably for quite some time. A couple of weeks if possible. Please mail this to me ASAP. I will pay good money for this. Sorry, too late. I regularly feed them to the squirrels in the park by letting them rummage for them up my trouser legs. I like the feel of their tails against my hairy sporran. Ooo, I wish that could be me some day! Raylenth!!!! Behave yourself! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, wjbleming said: 13 minutes ago, natedammit said: Posted 1 minute ago 13 minutes ago, natedammit said: 29 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 40 minutes ago, natedammit said: 54 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: 1 hour ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: I eat mouse poo and pretend it's tiny raisins Zachary is very amused at this I also shave goatees on giraffes in my spare time and stand on the street corner laughing at clouds. Sometime my mum brings me a round of jam sandwiches if I've been out for a while. I'm jealous of you because when I do this, I have to take my own sandwiches. I am also rubbish at making sandwiches, because I always put the filling on the outside. That's OK, we just call that a Scottish Pizza. I have them deep fried. I like to keep them in my pants so they go squishy Mmmmmm, that sounds tasty. I'd love to try some. Just to be clear, I specifically want one that has been kept in your pants - preferably for quite some time. A couple of weeks if possible. Please mail this to me ASAP. I will pay good money for this. Sorry, too late. I regularly feed them to the squirrels in the park by letting them rummage for them up my trouser legs. I like the feel of their tails against my hairy sporran. Ooo, I wish that could be me some day! I can personally recommend it. Oi Blemmo, that was supposed to be a secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, natedammit said: 5 minutes ago, wjbleming said: 15 minutes ago, natedammit said: Posted 1 minute ago 15 minutes ago, natedammit said: 31 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 42 minutes ago, natedammit said: 56 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: 1 hour ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: I eat mouse poo and pretend it's tiny raisins Zachary is very amused at this I also shave goatees on giraffes in my spare time and stand on the street corner laughing at clouds. Sometime my mum brings me a round of jam sandwiches if I've been out for a while. I'm jealous of you because when I do this, I have to take my own sandwiches. I am also rubbish at making sandwiches, because I always put the filling on the outside. That's OK, we just call that a Scottish Pizza. I have them deep fried. I like to keep them in my pants so they go squishy Mmmmmm, that sounds tasty. I'd love to try some. Just to be clear, I specifically want one that has been kept in your pants - preferably for quite some time. A couple of weeks if possible. Please mail this to me ASAP. I will pay good money for this. Sorry, too late. I regularly feed them to the squirrels in the park by letting them rummage for them up my trouser legs. I like the feel of their tails against my hairy sporran. Ooo, I wish that could be me some day! I can personally recommend it. I once locked Blemmo up in my basement for 3 weeks whilst I made him recite 'I love Nate's chocolate bites' repeatedly until he believed it Oh Nate, that's torture! How could you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjbleming Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Raylenth said: 3 minutes ago, natedammit said: 7 minutes ago, wjbleming said: 17 minutes ago, natedammit said: Posted 1 minute ago 17 minutes ago, natedammit said: 34 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 45 minutes ago, natedammit said: 58 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: 1 hour ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: I eat mouse poo and pretend it's tiny raisins Zachary is very amused at this I also shave goatees on giraffes in my spare time and stand on the street corner laughing at clouds. Sometime my mum brings me a round of jam sandwiches if I've been out for a while. I'm jealous of you because when I do this, I have to take my own sandwiches. I am also rubbish at making sandwiches, because I always put the filling on the outside. That's OK, we just call that a Scottish Pizza. I have them deep fried. I like to keep them in my pants so they go squishy Mmmmmm, that sounds tasty. I'd love to try some. Just to be clear, I specifically want one that has been kept in your pants - preferably for quite some time. A couple of weeks if possible. Please mail this to me ASAP. I will pay good money for this. Sorry, too late. I regularly feed them to the squirrels in the park by letting them rummage for them up my trouser legs. I like the feel of their tails against my hairy sporran. Ooo, I wish that could be me some day! I can personally recommend it. I once locked Blemmo up in my basement for 3 weeks whilst I made him recite 'I love Nate's chocolate bites' repeatedly until he believed it Only 3 weeks? You kept me for 7 and it was so much fun! Shame that. It sounds it(!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, wjbleming said: 4 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 6 minutes ago, natedammit said: 10 minutes ago, wjbleming said: 20 minutes ago, natedammit said: Posted 1 minute ago 20 minutes ago, natedammit said: 37 minutes ago, Raylenth said: 48 minutes ago, natedammit said: 1 hour ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: 1 hour ago, Raylenth said: 1 hour ago, natedammit said: I eat mouse poo and pretend it's tiny raisins Zachary is very amused at this I also shave goatees on giraffes in my spare time and stand on the street corner laughing at clouds. Sometime my mum brings me a round of jam sandwiches if I've been out for a while. I'm jealous of you because when I do this, I have to take my own sandwiches. I am also rubbish at making sandwiches, because I always put the filling on the outside. That's OK, we just call that a Scottish Pizza. I have them deep fried. I like to keep them in my pants so they go squishy Mmmmmm, that sounds tasty. I'd love to try some. Just to be clear, I specifically want one that has been kept in your pants - preferably for quite some time. A couple of weeks if possible. Please mail this to me ASAP. I will pay good money for this. Sorry, too late. I regularly feed them to the squirrels in the park by letting them rummage for them up my trouser legs. I like the feel of their tails against my hairy sporran. Ooo, I wish that could be me some day! I can personally recommend it. I once locked Blemmo up in my basement for 3 weeks whilst I made him recite 'I love Nate's chocolate bites' repeatedly until he believed it Only 3 weeks? You kept me for 7 and it was so much fun! I got my revenge, I pooped in all his hats and changed his name to Susan on all his on line accounts Really? Apt revenge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 I'm seriously wondering how long it will be until we get told off 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrong Name Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Raylenth said: I'm seriously wondering how long it will be until we get told off I don't have the power to tell you off, but if I did, I would 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wrong Name said: I don't have the power to tell you off, but if I did, I would Sour Puss Grumpy Face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wrong Name said: 9 minutes ago, Raylenth said: I'm seriously wondering how long it will be until we get told off I'm just jealous because I'm not as hilarious as you guys It's ok, you can be...mildly amusing...sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 Just now, natedammit said: 9 minutes ago, Wrong Name said: 11 minutes ago, Raylenth said: I'm seriously wondering how long it will be until we get told off I'm just jealous because I'm not as hilarious as you guys That's OK, I've enrolled you in Clown College. Wrong Name and Nate getting into a clown car! Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrong Name Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wrong Name said: This is you. in cat form Which you are so going to come back as Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 But...I'm the grumpy one. That's gimmick infringement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, natedammit said: But...I'm the grumpy one. That's gimmick infringement. Your Super Grumpy, Wrong's just regular grumpy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrong Name Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, natedammit said: But...I'm the grumpy one. That's gimmick infringement. You seem to be the one having a swell old time chatting to your chums. Doesn't sound like a particularly grumpy thing to do to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wrong Name said: You seem to be the one having a swell old time chatting to your chums. Doesn't sound like a particularly grumpy thing to do to me. I get it now, you're not grumpy, you're just super mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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