I'll go first, because I'm a big brave boy.
Make bedroom nice. (It's incredibly untidy, and I spend a lot of time there.)
Drill hole, put screw in it. (I mean, I have done this before a couple of times, but it should be something I'm more comfortable with.)
Some, any, tiny bit of something that could technically be described as 'exercise'. (I am disgustingly lazy.)
Drop less 'T's and pick up more 'H's. (I've gotten a lot worse with this in the last few years. I blame the people I work with.)
Eat less Pringles. (Pretty self-explanatory.)