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Somebody asked a similar question before, this was Roy's answer then: "A paint pen maybe? Posca are generally quite good, but I'd suggest testing it as well if you can." The surface would probably make a difference. Is your helmet smooth, or is it rough, like it's been worn down by years of abuse? As Roy said, a paint pen is probs your best bet, and you should test it somewhere that it won't be seen. You could try a pen on the underside of your helmet, leave it a while to dry, then give your helmet a good rub to see if it comes off.

Three actors? How do they all fit?

At least he displays his wide range of acting abilities, with completely different characters in each film. Wisecracking spy, wisecracking computer game character, wisecracking bodyguard, wisecracking Pokemon, wisecracking man in glasses. The man's a chameleon.

Insane Clown Pope-y.

It's really very simple. Well, simple-ish. Ok, some aspects can be a little confusing. Just try your best.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell... Yes. Please?

Is it a costume shoot?

I hope you all enjoyed my little Communism allegory there.

Yeah, yeah, totes, we all win. So nobody post after this and we all win.

Doubt it.

Tickets booked.

Scotland.

Marti Pellow

Doughnuts. First born child or second born child?

To be fair if I was getting paid as much as she presumably was even I'd work hard. Ok, that's not so much 'to be fair' as 'to be a cynical git'.

I can't be the first to point this out, but there's a giant Ghostface at the top, so yeah, obviously the killer is on the poster.

That's good. I should have done a send in and got him to sign my Spiceworld: The Movie video. Surely his finest work.

Was he busy? I hope he was.

Nice view. Of the picture and the autograph, I mean.

He's an actor.

Also, with photoshoot tickets and Diamond Passes you can't just get a refund because you decide not to go for some reason; only if the guest cancels.

That's quite the juxtaposition.

Dead wolf time if you're not careful. Wait... can I threaten murder on here? I forget.

I can now exclusively reveal that the collection point will be Durham Cathedral.