natedammit

At least he displays his wide range of acting abilities, with completely different characters in each film. Wisecracking spy, wisecracking computer game character, wisecracking bodyguard, wisecracking Pokemon, wisecracking man in glasses. The man's a chameleon.

Insane Clown Pope-y.

It's really very simple. Well, simple-ish. Ok, some aspects can be a little confusing. Just try your best.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell... Yes. Please?

Is it a costume shoot?

I hope you all enjoyed my little Communism allegory there.

Yeah, yeah, totes, we all win. So nobody post after this and we all win.

Doubt it.

Tickets booked.

Scotland.

Marti Pellow

Doughnuts. First born child or second born child?

To be fair if I was getting paid as much as she presumably was even I'd work hard. Ok, that's not so much 'to be fair' as 'to be a cynical git'.

I can't be the first to point this out, but there's a giant Ghostface at the top, so yeah, obviously the killer is on the poster.

That's good. I should have done a send in and got him to sign my Spiceworld: The Movie video. Surely his finest work.

Was he busy? I hope he was.

Nice view. Of the picture and the autograph, I mean.

He's an actor.

Also, with photoshoot tickets and Diamond Passes you can't just get a refund because you decide not to go for some reason; only if the guest cancels.

That's quite the juxtaposition.

Dead wolf time if you're not careful. Wait... can I threaten murder on here? I forget.

I can now exclusively reveal that the collection point will be Durham Cathedral.

Yes, for once, Ron is actually right.

Take that.

Hopefully Brian won't be the first in a Succession of cancellations, otherwise SM will need a good Manhunter to find replacements.