Mr Stabby Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Many, many years ago When I was twenty three I got married to a widow Pretty as could be. This widow had a grown up daughter With flowing hair of red, My father fell in love with her And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. Now my daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad, And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown up daughter, Who of course was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son Who kept them on the run, And he became my grandson For he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue. Because although she is my wife, She's now my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it It simply drives me wild. For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw, As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa! Its not actually about me just an interesting story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elijahs_ladie Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 if it was i wud be rather worried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 That has so confused the hell out of me LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike's dream date Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 I love it (although I kinda lost it near the end) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORK MORAN Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 cool!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Confusing stuff!! But dead cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarwen Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 very much so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORK MORAN Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 well you know wot they say..keep it in the family!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah_baby Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 A guy I know actually is his own half-niece. Not really of course - but that really would be a headache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarkElfQueen Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 lol reminds me of an episode of futurama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTATOES Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Its not actually about me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nell Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frodos_Girl Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 What she said ^^ This guy that used to go to my school his mum and dad are brother and sister! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nell Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 incest, a game the whole family can play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frodos_Girl Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Lmfao! Incest is best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 lol reminds me of an episode of futurama! Because fry is his own Grandad. And i know where thats from...The stupids!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theoden_of_rohan Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 Ok, that is GENIUS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeltz-lass Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 This guy that used to go to my school his mum and dad are brother and sister! That's just sick...! <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORK MORAN Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 This guy that used to go to my school his mum and dad are brother and sister! That's just sick...! creepy..*shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan's_girl Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 incest, a game the whole family can play eww........that's disturbed me for life, I need counselling now!! lol. I just don't get incest....why would you do it? I mean seriously people!!! lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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