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Don't be silly, of course it isn't. It's libel.

Wow, you have been stewing on this for a looooooong time.

Yeah, but half of them were you.

May I recommend you use the very reliable service 'Nate's Totally Not Dodgy Autos of the Stars'. I, I mean they, are super convenient and cheap, and each autograph comes with a special guarantee of authenticity* so you definitely don't need to check with Beckett or anything. *Non-legally binding

Or one of the fit birds from Hollyoaks.

I agree with every single word. (I haven't seen it, obvs, I'm just trying to annoy a certain someone.)

Dench? Sheeran? Widdlestick? Meh. Barely heard of 'em. Now we're talking.

Another option is to use a luggage storage service, which have many locations around London where bags can be dropped off for an hourly rate.

Well I guess he could be. Stopped clock, and all that.

As the old saying goes, there is no such thing as a stupid question. Although, this forum can test that at times. But yes, I would certainly presume there will be more guests announced, closer to the date. They may wait until they have got London Summer out the way - but hopefully there will be something for Glasgow before that.

How she didn't win an Academy Award for that performance I'll never know. Not even nominated!

Hex

Black Widow - The best superhero film I've watched in ages. Ok, it's the first I've watched in ages, but I enjoyed it a lot. A good balance between the family dynamic and blowing up stuff. Also, Ray Winstone doing a Russian accent was better than I had imagined. Obviously Florence Pugh was great because Florence Pugh is great. Birds of Prey (and the Fantablah blah blah whatever) - I was under the impression that this was supposed to be a mediocre film with a good / great central performance. I found it to be a tedious film with Margot Robbie being incredibly excruciatingly offensively annoying. It's impressive that it was able to both bore me and make me want to destroy my eyes and ears in equal measure. I only made it to the half hour mark (I tried to stick with it to see if the other characters were going to be given any kind of personality), but had to give up before I jumped out of my bedroom window.

Another Round - 4 Danish men attempt to cope with their mid-life malaise via an unconventional method, with mixed results. Ends with the main character dancing joyously. A very good film. Dogs Don't Wear Pants - A Finnish man attempts to cope with grief via an unconventional method, with mixed results. Ends with the main character dancing joyously. A very good film.

It's taken a while to work out my list of 2021 favourites, but I think I've got it. Soul Dark Web: Cicada 3301 Half of Point Break The Gentlemen

See a therapist?

I thought with all the sexual misconduct allegations he might not be welcome.

Hey, what about Craig McLach... never mind.

Hi InsO. Unfortunately no direct Showmasters people read this forum any more so your only option is to keep sending emails I'm afraid. I'd say send an email every week until you get your items back, because the service is just not acceptable. Anything they say about volunteers is just lousy excuse making - they're not a flipping charity shop. They have your stuff! They have plenty of other people's stuff! It can't be that hard to send things out! Exclamation mark!

I'm personally offended that nobody went from 'sleepy' to 'grumpy'.

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As Royston says, it is a ' how long is a piece of string' question. That is, if the string is unfairly and unprofessionally long.

Cool spoilers, bro.

Why don't you just find the con where everybody gets what they want, can afford it, and doesn't have to wait in any queue for more than 8 minutes. Copy that one.