natedammit

It took me a good few years to realise that the secret to being an adult is... there is no secret, everyone's just making it up as they go along. I've found life easier once I realised everyone was just as clueless as me.

Just show him a picture of your Nan doing the RVD thumbs to shoulders pose thingy, he won't be able to resist.

But David assured me he was splitting his share with you???

In the top secret book I'm running I currently have Matt Smith at 33/1. Patrick Stewart is 25/1. (*Odds are correct at time of going to press and are subject to change. In the event of cancellation, you ain't getting your money back, so don't even ask.)

You're welcome to come and interact as much or as little as you feel able! Am I welcome to come and ignore everyone? You can but I will make you sit in the corner and face the wall! Perfect! There's nothing I enjoy more.

David McCallum was in Terminal Choice with Joe Spano, who was in Frost/Nixon with Kevin Bacon.

You're welcome to come and interact as much or as little as you feel able! Am I welcome to come and ignore everyone?

SM give as much notice as possible, so if it's a case of Matt Smith announced the day before, or no Matt Smith at all I bet I can guess which option you'd take. In my case it would be the later. Whilst I have maybe 5 (more) things I'd like signed by him I wouldn't have them on me. I might be able to buy one of them again at the show - but those other 4 would annoy me until his next show. I can't be that annoyed if a guest is never attending in the first place. Fair enough, then I change my bet to which option the majority would pick.

SM give as much notice as possible, so if it's a case of Matt Smith announced the day before, or no Matt Smith at all I bet I can guess which option you'd take.

Just for reference, on the Saturday last year the first photoshoot that didn't have a second slot later in the day wasn't until 10:25.

Recorded Delivery is not guaranteed to turn up. Guaranteed Delivery isn't even guaranteed to turn up.

Yeah, you're more likely to start a fist fight with this idea.

Wouldn't try that method with Sly or Arnold , chances are his musclemen would push you away by force. Pfft, whatever, I'll take them all on. I've been working out - I can do a pull up now (almost).

your birthday?? if so happy birthday Yes my birthday. And thanks :) I wouldn't be so rude as to ask how old you turned, but I wonder if you got more bumps than this thread has had??? Yup, it took me almost a week to think of that joke. Totally worth the wait.

If someone didn't look up and at least acknowledge me I'd lean down, force my head under theirs so we have eye contact and say "this autograph cost me £xx, manners cost nothing". (Actually I'd just walk off all sad like.)

I've just put those subjects into the 'Awesome Nickname Generator 3000' that I own, and it came up with "Zombiescreamasaurus Ron". Hmm, it must be broken.

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Looking forward to when a guest is announced with a Bacon Rating of 0. Should be pretty easy to guess.

You could try looking on tattoo sites if he's ever signed for a tattoo before. I would imagine he has, he seems like a man who has seen his face on someone else's body part before.

Waaalt!

That'll do nicely.

I did see two MITB briefcases signed by Seth Rollins (2014) and Sheamus (2015) and they didn't look like they were running off at all. You've just got to be careful not to smudge it when you hit someone over the head and claim your title shot.

I don't see any of them getting a double photoshoot, except Tobin/Costas (and he's been before) or maybe Mads/Caroline (YES PLEASE, YES PLEASE, YES PLEASE).

Clearly clues, that both lead me towards, erm... I got nothing, sorry.

I have a couple of signed steel folding chairs (one that Chris Jericho won a game of musical chairs on, and one that Kane used to beat up Val Venis). They look like they are just signed in a standard marker pen.