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anyone know of any tricks or time travel machines (as i don't have that power) to make time go exxtra fast so i can get a job and go to Eclipse 2? It seems sooo long away :thumbup:

 

but im getting a job so i can take loadss of money to it to buy lots of stufff :P

 

 

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Ummm get someone to knock you out and hope you wake up the day before E2? :D

 

Induce a coma!

 

 

 

Same thing aren't they, although Cryogenic stasus would be better, at least you won't age any then.

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I had a very intricate plan in which I became a zombie to pass the time, but the only problem is that I am unsure of the availablity of undead-certified clerics in the UK who would be able to revert me back to human in time. =/

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wow some good advice, i like the one about being knocked out.. :WINCE: just like sleeping till november... still need to get a job tho lol

 

ahhh dammit

 

ill just go all "gimme a job or ill use my powers to kick ur ass" on the people at the jobcenter mwahahaha :P

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smuggle a cat on board, get frozen, then get your 'friend' to mess up replacing the drive plates.

 

 

::end of fanboyism::

 

 

i am totaly in agreament with you but if the cat ends up with better hair than you then kitty is going down....

 

 

 

find pubs with cocktails that remind you of heroes.......

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wow some good advice, i like the one about being knocked out.. :smile: just like sleeping till november... still need to get a job tho lol

 

ahhh dammit

 

ill just go all "gimme a job or ill use my powers to kick ur ass" on the people at the jobcenter mwahahaha :vader:

 

jobcenter are evil beings :blink:

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I think it was Einstein that said, when talking about relativity, 'touching a hot stove for a second can seem like a week, but a week with a beautiful girl can seem like a second.'

 

By my calculations, I need 31.286 beautiful girls in my presence, and it will seem like only a second has passed before Eclipse.

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smuggle a cat on board, get frozen, then get your 'friend' to mess up replacing the drive plates.

 

 

::end of fanboyism::

 

 

Red Dwarf if anyone hadn't guessed LOL!!

 

 

 

I don't want time to go quickly, cos May is going to be a half s***e half good month, and I'd rather time pass slowly till then... :D

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NO! There will be no more excessive drinking in the Park Inn, having been flicking through my friend's camera last night when I found this...

 

argh2.JPG

 

I imagine if I felt shame, I would be very ashamed right now.

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