Frank Drebin

You know about the virtual queueing, right? I seriously doubt that there will be little queue for James Marsters anytime. Agreed ! He is a massive attraction anyway, but now that he's only there two days, we are probably talking Elijah Wood proportions .......... I'm not sure about that. I mean, James Marsters can actually act.

Get back in your cell.

You could read the two pages that David is about to post, but the quickest way to find out about virtual queuing would be to look at the "Frequently Asked Questions" page on the website ..... Just two pages? Is he ill?

Is it when you almost queue but then give up?

No but I had one once. Quite painful.

Alternatively you could go somewhere less busy, say like a discussion group on the benefits of paper doileys.

No I don't. I don't think Jane or the other officers at Police Squad would approve.

Yes it is just you. What are we talking about?

Probably Nordberg's wife. But I know he didn't do it. He's away playing golf.

I support this motion for kinder eggs at C7. I thought the eggs at the last one were unnecessarily rude and sometimes spiteful.

I'd just liek to say good luck we're all counting on you. Don't forget to vote Frank Drebin in the 2003 Academy Awards.

2005? Where have I been?

When we managed to find the keys to Police Squad HQ. Sally Decker nearly starved to death

Happy 2003. Maybe this time ill win the 2003 best damn forum cop award.

I'd just like to say good luck, we're all counting on you.

It's been done. Whos been done? Whats been done? My dinner? Is that burning I smell?

Well if we're all going as Lara, go on then. Im not sure my blue latex hotpants fit anymore though.

It was all rather embarrassing and involved your Queen of England. I'd rather not talk about it...well actually I've been ordered not to talk about it.

There wasn't nearly enough handguns on sale.

Well done Arfur Fowler. I thought you'd shuffled off to that little alotment in the sky, but well done. I'd like to say good luck, we're all counting on you.

Oh my god what possed them... Maybe it was that Linda Blair from the Exorcist? I hear she likes a good possession. What does possed mean?

Nordberg had this idea once. Quite bloody it was. Involved a glove that was too small.

I saw a see saw on the seashore. Not sure what it was doing there though. Probably abandoned by hoodlums or drug addicts.

Is coffee served here?

I told her 'Good luck, We're all counting on you'. She didnt have a damned clue what I was on about. Strange woman.