Frank Drebin

Never heard of him.

Where am I travelling from? That's Police business!

There's an echo in here...

I don't know, Milton Keynes can be pretty windy. I expect a few new gusts myself.

Actually if they could bring back Sally Decker, Dutch Gunderson and a Ham and Cheese on Rye that would help us out a great deal.

Bring back Police Squad!

I love Mark Rolstons song with Amy Wino. You should hear the boys back at Police Squad! warbling it in the morning to drown out the sound of Nordberg having his chest waxed.

CBB? I was under the impression that was cancelled for good. I like CBB's. Bob the Builder is a big favourite down at headquarters. Although we're glad Edd The Duck quit after his drug scandal.

While we're on the subject where's my coffee? And secondly where the hell am I?

Well if theres a black hole Im sure we can count on V.I.N.C.E.N.T. and old B.O.B. to get us out of the scrape. And lets not forget Charlie Pizer

I've been on the case for a while now, and I'm stumped.

Never heard of him!

Can we have the Shark instead?

I don't think you can ever get too Northampton. How much Northampton is enough? Answer me that Mr Poopy Pants.

Lost ticket? I think you need the Lost convention thread.

Could they pick me up from home?

I don't get the Naked Gun.

Earthquake? I didn't feel a thing. But then I wear padded underwear.

I just want to say Good Luck, we're all counting on you.

I had a wii. Unfortunately I didn't know my microphone was still on, and everybody in the hall heard me tinkle too.

What's a wirral? Is it related to a Squirrel?

You look so much different when you're in the shop. It's amazing what a bit of store lighting can do for you.

Me and the boys at Police Squad just want to say Good Luck, we're all counting on you. First guest Nordberg

Nothing. I hate pancakes. I'd shoot every single one of them.

My apologies. From reading all of the posts above mine I can see that it is indeed a "serious topic for forum members to get to know and SEE what other members are like". And by the way I only nibble the cute ones too.