onedarknight2003 Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 The Lord of the Rings has been a bit doom and gloom so far, not much fun there then, so a new character has been introduced to liven things up a bit. Introducing Jar Jaromir. Tuesday, January 7 12:34 AM EST Fans Outraged at New Character in The Return of the King By Brian Briggs Wellington, New Zealand - A recently leaked trailer for The Return of the King has Tolkien fans outraged over the apparent addition of a new character - Jar-Jaromir. The scene depicted in the trailer shows Jar-Jaromir shouting, "Gondora gonna fallsa"; he then trips over a corpse and knocks down a couple of Uruk-hai. Producers of The Lord of the Rings trilogy confirmed the addition of the half-brother of Boromir and Faramir. "While The Two Towers is performing better at the box office than The Fellowship of the Ring, we are worried about a demographic that is skewing much older than desired. More mature fans are very good to have, but it's the younger fans who buy the merchandise. That's really what brings in the bucks on a movie like this," said producer Tim Wilcox. "People complained a lot about Gimli just being there for comic relief," continued Wilcox. "We answer that criticism by directing the humor through Jar-Jaromir in The Return of the King. There's this funny scene where Jar-Jaromir decides it's best to hand the ring over to Sauron, but then he drops it and kicks it into Mount Doom. Hi-larious." Purists, miffed by the deviations in The Two Towers, were so enraged by Jar-Jaromir as to be rendered speechless. A less pure, calmer fan who was able to form words said, "Tolkien mentioned a lot of different races and creatures, but never a Gungan or even a half-Gungan. I think I'm going to vomit." One fan tried to rationalize the move. "Maybe the Star Wars universe and Middle-earth intersect. Middle-earth certainly is a long time ago and why couldn't it be in 'a galaxy far, far away?' Nothing said it's our earth." He then broke down and started crying. Director Peter Jackson explained how the Jar-Jaromir character was added after all the other footage had already been shot. "That's the brilliant thing about digital editing and graphics. We didn't even imagine Jar-Jaromir in the movie until a couple of weeks ago, but now we can just edit him right into the key scenes. I really think it's going to be a hit with the toddlers." Jackson added, "I just love it when he shouts, 'Yousa steala precious from meesa!'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike's dream date Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 LMAO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosiePosieDanderfluff Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 LOL! Very clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elanor_the_Fair Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 hehehe thats well cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider-Man Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 That is very cool lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TishTosh Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 ROTFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reaper Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Nice one. Jar Jar rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HULK Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 THAT FUNNY MAKE HULK LAUGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanmarsh Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 thats pretty good, i wonder what would happen if it was real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaramelRose Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 LOL! That is brilliant!!! lol! Jar-Jorimir! Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idril Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 f***ing........gungans........back to .......haunt me........ thanks, guys. i'm going to have nightmares for the next five months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fadagaski Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Oh God! OH GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *plucks out eyes* I will never again lay eyes on such blasphemous material! How could they? How COULD they?! AAAARGH! *throws herself into boiling tar* Heehee. Good manipulation, and loved the article. Heheheh. ~fadagaski~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodofan Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 lol thats good!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbery23 Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 jar pretty cool and so scary person. wow I see the picture already on this message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaurung Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Excellent. Had to laugh, particularly at the dropping/kicking the ring lameness. Superb effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Drebin Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Ah at last my favourite actor returns. This should brighten the whole small people and walking trees thing up a bit. By my reckoning the Hobbits grow fur and go live on Endor where they are threatened by shiny Stormtroopers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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