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Welcome to the Mos Eisley Cantina

 

Looking at the exterior of the Cantina, few would suspect the bizarre and dangerous array of aliens seeking shade, business and refreshment within. Upon first entering the establishment, a patron steps into a darkened alcove. The period in which that patron's eyes adjust from the blazing desert sunlight to the dank interior gives the bar just enough time to check out the new arrival.

 

A few steps down into the main room, one finds a scattering of booths and free-standing tables. An all-alien band plays a lively tune in the corner, and a gruff bartender slings exotic concoctions from behind a rounded bar.

 

Most of the best freighter pilots visiting Tatooine can be found here. Deals of all kinds are made in the shadows -- most of them dangerous and nowhere near legal. Just about anything goes in this place, save for two standing conditions: droids are not allowed inside, and if you've got a dispute, leave blasters out of it.

 

wanna talk stranger?

 

:D

Sounds a bit like this forum!

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does anyone else think it's weird that the star wars board is always so quiet?... especially if you consider all the whinging about lack of star wars guests... all the whingers can hardly say thay support the forum :(

 

HOUDINIA

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does anyone else think it's weird that the star wars board is always so quiet?... especially if you consider all the whinging about lack of star wars guests... all the whingers can hardly say thay support the forum ;)

 

HOUDINIA

Hmmmm...*looks around carefully and takes off hat* Too quiet here? That's because I had yet to venture upon this establishment...

 

Mos Eisley's reputation is one of "a hive of scum and villainy..." so I should be right at home here! ;)

 

Although I have dealt with the scum...good surface cleaner and much elbow grease does the trick...

 

As for the villainy...well...Han Solo is most definately a pirate...but with a heart of gold...and so devastatingly handsome....hmm...or is that me????? ;)

 

Well...pirates, space pirates...and any other type of pirates....

 

Bring on the wenches...the ones with two heads look most intriguing...serious potential for double deviance...and then some :lol:

 

Let a galactial gluttony of deviance and debauchery commence!

 

and

 

May the Farce be with you...always! ;)

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Hrmph, seek to mock you do I sense. Aware of the dangers of this place you must be.

Who moi? Let me assure Master Yoda...the Force is strong aboard this ship...

 

In fact many treasures from the Star Wars galaxy do I guard in my private quarters...

 

Excuse any impertinence from this ribald ne'er do well, oh Jedi Master...*takes off hat and bows*

 

:D *bow*

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heard this on radio 2 this morning (god i'm old lol)

 

to get your star wars name...

 

your first name is the model of your first car and your second name is your current medication LMAO!

 

HOUDINIA

Hmmm...that'd make me...

 

Clio Rumbottle - if that counts as medication!

 

or Clio Clarityn if I have hay fever... :lol:

 

Neither sounds very Star Wars-like does it? :huh:

 

As for being old...I am only a wee bit younger than you, Miss! *checks mane for grey hairs*

 

And Radio 2 is way better than Radio 1...but as a million or so listeners who have deserted R1 in recent times will testify...it's PANTS!!! Even if they do occasionally play The Darkness amid all that monotonous dance drone...and warbling "R n B"....

 

:wub: *wheeze*

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Wrong this post is. Information from the Jedi Temple here do I have.

 

How to determine your "Star Wars" name:

 

For your new first name:

 

1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name and add

2. the first 2 letters of your last name

 

For your new last name:

 

3. Then take the first 2 letters of your Mom's maiden name and add

4. the first 3 letters of the city you were born

 

How to determine your Star Wars honorific name and title:

 

1. take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them.

2. add the name of the first car you drove/owned

3. insert the word "of"

4. tack on the name of the last medication you took.

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i just heard that a certain daytime tv programme is featuring a different "collector" each day this week. the collector has to bet a prized posession then answer questions on their topic to win... does anyone know anybody with a REALLY BIG star wars collection?... i thought that would quite entertaining to watch... :P

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Wrong this post is. Information from the Jedi Temple here do I have.

 

How to determine your "Star Wars" name:

 

For your new first name:

 

1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name and add

2. the first 2 letters of your last name

 

For your new last name:

 

3. Then take the first 2 letters of your Mom's maiden name and add

4. the first 3 letters of the city you were born

 

How to determine your Star Wars honorific name and title:

 

1. take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them.

2. add the name of the first car you drove/owned

3. insert the word "of"

4. tack on the name of the last medication you took.

me -

 

Davidsi Mubed

 

Honorific name -

 

dle106 of paracetamol

 

scot -

 

scottil sclut

 

honorific name -

 

ikcpunto of B&H

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Wrong this post is. Information from the Jedi Temple here do I have.

 

How to determine your "Star Wars" name:

 

For your new first name:

 

1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name and add

2. the first 2 letters of your last name

 

For your new last name:

 

3. Then take the first 2 letters of your Mom's maiden name and add

4. the first 3 letters of the city you were born

 

How to determine your Star Wars honorific name and title:

 

1. take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them.

2. add the name of the first car you drove/owned

3. insert the word "of"

4. tack on the name of the last medication you took.

Me

 

Brese Keche

 

Honorific

 

Yeldragstar of Marlboro

 

Hmmm, the honorific is a little cheesy

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