Frank Drebin

I just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you.

Well I guess I'll have to cross my legs a little closer then. Best Lt Detective of the Forum Award here I come!

I'm in the house I share with my wife Jane Spencer Drebin, but sometimes I'm down at the station at Police Squad!

No, BEAN the Ultimate Disaster Movie was his finest hour mark my words.

I'm keeping everything crossed that I win something. Including my legs. I've had lots to drink, but I can't leave in case Vamps announces my name. I think I'll just practice my acceptance speech again.

I liked him in BEAN: The Ultimate Disaster Movie. Boy that was fun.

Don't forget Mr Bean, the show that bears his name. Boy does he have a strange home life, and still sleeping with a woolen bear too, a man of his age.

Yes but is it snow? That's what I'd like to know.

You take the bath, I'll take the shower. That way we've got them both covered. They won't get past Frank Drebin of Police Squad!

I just want to say Good Luck, we're all counting on you.

I just want to say Good Luck, we're all counting on you.

They're scrambling my brain!

STOP PICKING ON NAURARWEN!!!!! lol Big hugsies Sam! Maybe, but that doesn't really explain the milk carton situation now does it?

I'd just like to say Good Luck we're all counting on you

I lost twenty pounds this morning. I think I left it at the hot dog stand at 33rd Street.

Yes frequently, especially after seeing Lord of the Rings. Have you ever walked naked through a shopping mall just for the hell of it?

There were photos in my Spaghettios?

No, but I've heard bad things about Nordberg. Have you ever peed into the wind?

Frequent offenders the lot of them.

What about a vote for me? Frank Drebin for President of the USA. You know I'm good for it.

Never heard of them. Maybe they have records down at Police Squad HQ I'll check it out.

Was I right?

I've always wondered that, but I've since found out with my unique Detective skills that the mailbox is emptied and taken to a place called a sorting office where 'Postmen' and women, collect all the mail and sort it so that it reaches the correct destination, then another Postman, or woman, takes the mail back out again and delivers it to your very mailbox. Incredible, I mean absolutely astounding isn't it? I'm AMAZED Frank! Wow, I'm glad we have a detective like u here, or we'd never know where the post goes! Glad to be of service to the community at large David. Now if only I could figure out how the cows produce those tiny cardboard cartons that milk comes in...

Who's got leaflet ears?

Not long to C4 now. I can't wait. I wonder if Nordberg will be there?