Frank Drebin

Nordberg gave me a pair of gloves to put in. They're a bit messy though. I think they have Raspberry jam on them, but it sure doesn't taste like jam, more like wet rust.

So its you we see lurking on Hampstead Heath. Nordberg has never been the same since that undercover job.

Im sorry I don't know any gossip about guns. Women yes, but guns, no.

This is Sally Decker, Police Squad's Most Wanted. Sure it's a small photo, but then Sally's a small woman, but proportionate in all the right places. Sally's a cashier at the ACME Finance Credit Union. She used to be Joe Sirlow's girl until she got involved in the numbers. Formerly known as Babs Caltrane, a notorious gun runner in Memphis; before that she was a brunette hitman named Zazu Pitts, and before that she sang backup for Aretha Franklin; she also did a stint with the marines and re-upped. Sally has debts with her orthodontist Dr Zubatsky. Because Jim Johnson can't cover up for her any longer she shoots Ralph Twice (once) and then Jim, making it look as if Ralph shot him. After this double killing she steals $1200 and pays Zubatsky in full. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this suspect, or Nordberg for that matter, call Police Squad on the usual number.

So was I! You do mean at the Greyhound Stadium?

I love guns and women. There's nothing like a hot woman in your bed and a good gun by your side...or is it the other way round?

I'm Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, and I work at Police Squad! It used to be police Squid but then there was the Calamari walkout, and everything got a bit fishy. Anyway I'm probably rambling and youre all dying to know what I look like, so here it is Merry Christmas, Everybodys having fun, except Sally Decker of course.

I didn't miss him. Got him in the back with a Colt .45. Fine gun, a fine gun.

I don't get it.

Why do the Feds get a con? What about all us hard working Detectives?

TWO WEEKS BABY !, Tick tock, tick tock ! Two weeks until you have your baby? Congratulations and remember to breath steadily, in...and out....in.....and out.....in...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Sorry about that. Phone call. Hello. Are you still there? Somebody call an ambulance.

Well I'll be there most days. Just look for the distinguished looking Gentleman with silver hair.

Dear people who run this establishment, I always log into General Chat and not once have I caught any whiff of chat about Generals. How about some of the greats like Eisenhower, Patton or Zod? If we cant get chat about Generals in the General Chat section what hope do I have of getting a Detective Lieutenant Chat section? Yours worringly, Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant Police Squad.

Naughty Nordberg or OJ as you know him has been doing signings in the US and even attended a horror themed one a couple of years ago, which I can't remember the name of.

I'm sure there's no need for me to introduce myself, but I will anyway. Name's Drebin, Frank Drebin. Detective Lieutenant Police Squad. Here's a picture of me proudly doing my job. I love guns, crime, gun crime and running naked in the breeze along Venice Beach on a market day. Hell it beats spam. I'm married To Jane Spencer Drebin and we have a son called little Frank. We may have other kids, I can't remember.

Looks like things are really cooking for this show. Looking forward to it immensely.

The person above should climb safely back onto the ledge and everything will be fine. Honestly, all the ones that climb back onto the ledge are fine. Its the ones who throw themselves over, hit a car on the way down, split their skull open on the windshield and spray blood everywhere that dont turn out so good. Stepping back is the safest option. I should know. I'm a cop.

I have nothing against carrying a weapon. In fact I'd feel positively naked without one, and thats not a pretty sight, no siree.

Those piercings look nasty. I hope she had some TCP on standby. Kids nowadays.

Here's one of me Jane and Frank Jr.

The person above should get down from there. This is the Police.

Its not my best side

Have you tried Benylyn?

I am? Which form? I don't remember signing any forms.

You can't go to Magic Kingdom and not go on that ride - pain for pleasure n all that... It's the punishment you HAVE to recieve! Be prepared for long queues... You gotta go universal, MGM, oh there's the new bit in universal too isnt there? Island of adventure? Busch Gardens...erm....animal kingdom...Epcot! Think that's it....yeahh... Busch Gardens is in Tampa Bay aint it I heard thats where Michael Jackson's going on holiday, allegedley. To Tampa with the kids.