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"Why are we waiting, why-yi are we wai-ting, whyyyy are we wai-ai-ai-ting, why-yi oh why?" (Goes off to apologise for all the shattered glass, crying babies and howling dogs... :huh:

 

Kasumi, my singing, as you can see, is rubbish - so yes, it is that bad!! :firedevil:

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"Why are we waiting, why-yi are we wai-ting, whyyyy are we wai-ai-ai-ting, why-yi oh why?" (Goes off to apologise for all the shattered glass, crying babies and howling dogs... :D

 

Kasumi, my singing, as you can see, is rubbish - so yes, it is that bad!! :firedevil:

ROTFL :huh:

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Sméagol: Look! Look! See what Sméagol finds! Hehehe! Hahaha!

 

 

Sméagol: They are young, tender. They are nice. Yes they are! Eat them! Eat them!

 

 

Sam: You’ll make him sick, you will, behaving like that! There’s only one way to eat a brace of coneys.

 

 

Sméagol: Argh!! What’s he doing! Stupid fat hobbit! You ruins it!

 

Sam: What’s to ruin? There’s hardly any meat on ‘em.

 

 

Sam: What we need is a few good taters.

 

Gollum: What’s taters, preciousss? What’s taters uh?

 

Sam: PO-TAY-TOES! Boil ‘em. Mash ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish....

 

Sméagol: Pbbbttt!!

 

Sam: Even you couldn’t say no to that.

 

Sméagol: Oh yes we could! Spoiling nice fish... Give it to usss rrraw... and wrrriggling! You keep nasty chips.

 

Sam: You’re hopeless.

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Gollum: We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precioussss. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitsesss. Wicked, trickssssy, falssse!

 

Sméagol: No! Not Master.

 

Gollum: Yes, precious. False. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie.

 

Sméagol: Master’s my friend.

 

Gollum: <Tauntingly> You don’t have any friends. Nobody likes YOU...

 

Sméagol: <Covers his ears> Not listening. Not listening.

 

Gollum: You’re a liar and a thief.

 

Sméagol: <Shaking his head> Nope.

 

Gollum: Mur…derer…!

 

Sméagol: <Starts to weep and whimper> Go away.

 

Gollum: Go away! <Cackles> HAHAHAHA!!

 

Sméagol: <Weeping and in a small voice> I hate you. I hate you!

 

Gollum: <Fiercely> Where would you be without me? *Gollum, gollum*. I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me!

 

Sméagol: <Resolute> Not anymore.

 

Gollum: <Startled> What did you say?

 

Sméagol: Master looks after us now. We don’t need you.

 

Gollum: What?

 

Sméagol: Leave now and never come back.

 

Gollum: No!!

 

Sméagol: <Louder> Leave now and never come back!

 

Gollum: <Growls and bares his teeth> Arrrgh!!!

 

Sméagol: LEAVE. NOW. AND. NEVER. COME. BACK!

 

<Sméagol pants and then looks around.>

 

Sméagol: We... we told him to go away! And away he goes, preciousss. <He hops around in joy and does a little dance.> Gone, gone, gone! Sméagol is free!

 

 

 

Sorry, got impatient

I like :-)

moooore presssesssss :-)

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