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NEXT GUEST ANNOUNCED TUESDAY 12th
Derek & Clive replied to showmasters's topic in Previous Showmasters events
Clive - How about Derek and Clive Get the Horn? -
Derek - (In pervy voice) You don't have to. The Horn will find you. Clive - Bring some figs
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NEXT GUEST ANNOUNCED TUESDAY 12th
Derek & Clive replied to showmasters's topic in Previous Showmasters events
Derek - I bet its the Horn -
Who do you think the next guest will be?
Derek & Clive replied to cat_b's topic in Previous Showmasters events
Clive - Joan Crawford. -
Clive - Let's see a caption for this then you ****!
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Derek - Why has this bloke swallowed a length of electrical cable?
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do you get nervous when meeting celebs?
Derek & Clive replied to aron's topic in Previous Showmasters events
Derek - I just get the Horn then they get nervous -
SHOWMASTERS ARE LATE!!!!!!!!!!
Derek & Clive replied to vamps!'s topic in Previous Showmasters events
Derek - I'm, going to have the Horn all day just waiting for their announcement -
Derek - Ukelilie Lover? I prefer Double Bass myself
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Derek - Tell us where oh where is my Horn?
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NEXT GUEST ANNOUNCED TUESDAY 12th
Derek & Clive replied to showmasters's topic in Previous Showmasters events
Clive - Just announce the guest already. I need to go for a **** -
Derek - Oh listen to her. I'll scratch her eyes out Clive - She has no knowledge of the Horn Derek.
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Derek - I don't believe those ***** have deleted my Horn again Clive - Better go round and beat them to death with it then
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Clive - They might invite the Barking Toad Derek - Is it the Barking & Romford Toad? Clive - No it's not called the Barking Toad cos it lives in Barking, it's called the Barking Toad cos it goes Woof!
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Clive - Zula - Afro Whores II
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Clive - Happy Birthday from Derek and me. Derek - I hope you get the Horn for your birthday, and some figs.
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Derek - I'm very moist. Moist in my nether regions. Clive - Is it warm down south? Derek - Oh very warm, and a bit wet too. Bit boggy you might say.
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Clive - That's because they have no knowledge of the horn. You see they've never had the horn, they are hornless. They probably get excited over opening a packet of figs and then its all over. Derek - I like the horn, it makes me feel all light headed Clive - No thats the excessive amounts of alcohol that you've been dumping down your stubby little neck Derek - Alcohol gives me the horn Clive - Really? Well it gives me the droops.
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Derek - I've got too much time on my hands Clive - I've got too many hairs on my hands, and not just the back of them too
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Derek - Oh no, oh no. Clive - Whats the matter with you, you stupid ****? Derek - They deleted my horn. I'm hornless. Clive - You know why that was don't you? Derek - No why? Clive - They were frightened that you were gonna go round their house and beat em to death with the horn. Derek - I would too. I shall beat them to death with the ******* horn!
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Derek - Jar Jar Binks gives me the horn
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Clive - Who are you and what have you done with the horn?