Moderators DavidB Posted August 12, 2004 Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2004 am i the only one thinking on donnie darko here..eek First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a d***? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted August 12, 2004 Author Share Posted August 12, 2004 am i the only one thinking on donnie darko here..eek First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a d***? *applaudes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted August 12, 2004 Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2004 thank you, thank you *takes a bow* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted August 12, 2004 Author Share Posted August 12, 2004 righty. SMURFY! though i'd go find this smurfy cool smurfifier thingy that i knew was on a website i found. Smurfilicious! aint my smurfypost just cool now eh?! haha i can do rediculously stupid things with it. SMURFY! and not just smurf it either!!! i might try different styles in a mo just thought it would go with my smurfysmurf name gen thing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bored_now Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Futzy Smurf. Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted August 12, 2004 Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2004 righty. SMURFY! though i'd go find this smurfy cool smurfifier thingy that i knew was on a website i found. Smurfilicious! aint my smurfypost just cool now eh?! haha i can do rediculously stupid things with it. SMURFY! and not just smurf it either!!! i might try different styles in a mo just thought it would go with my smurfysmurf name gen thing!! I wanna do that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted August 12, 2004 Author Share Posted August 12, 2004 First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a d***? from that to: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. How smurfy! Gargamel did. Smurfy, isn't it? She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. SMURFY! And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. SMURFY! Smurfs are smurfily asexual. Smurfy, isn't it? They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. SMURFY! That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. How smurfy! What's the point of living if you don't have a d***? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted August 12, 2004 Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2004 Futzy Smurf. Eh? i'm as confused as u are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted August 12, 2004 Author Share Posted August 12, 2004 righty. SMURFY! though i'd go find this smurfy cool smurfifier thingy that i knew was on a website i found. Smurfilicious! aint my smurfypost just cool now eh?! haha i can do rediculously stupid things with it. SMURFY! and not just smurf it either!!! i might try different styles in a mo just thought it would go with my smurfysmurf name gen thing!! I wanna do that! ohh if you really want david i could give you the addy. SMURFY! but you'll have to be REALLY nice to me! *considers* i duno though. How smurfy! its such a smurfycool site, i may have to keep it to myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted August 12, 2004 Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2004 righty. SMURFY! though i'd go find this smurfy cool smurfifier thingy that i knew was on a website i found. Smurfilicious! aint my smurfypost just cool now eh?! haha i can do rediculously stupid things with it. SMURFY! and not just smurf it either!!! i might try different styles in a mo just thought it would go with my smurfysmurf name gen thing!! I wanna do that! ohh if you really want david i could give you the addy. SMURFY! but you'll have to be REALLY nice to me! *considers* i duno though. How smurfy! its such a smurfycool site, i may have to keep it to myself Heyyyyyyyyy I'm ALWAYS nice to Suzi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Hey, no blaming me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted August 12, 2004 Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2004 And why not? Totally ur fault! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted August 12, 2004 Author Share Posted August 12, 2004 get a smurfname! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 I've forgotten what you're blaming me for anyways, teaching the young 'uns to lie or something? So didn't do that, they learnt that by themselves And I'm Flopsy Mopsey Smurf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a d***? EEEEEEEEEEEK!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 "smurf" such a silly word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacali Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Junkie Smurf pffft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason_Voorhees Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Groupie Smurf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 That actually kinda works for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason_Voorhees Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 That actually kinda works for you Erm , how ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 When I met you, all you talked about was touring with Machine Head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 hahahaah *imagines* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted August 12, 2004 Moderators Share Posted August 12, 2004 Jason would NEVER mention Machine Head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 i have something i must declare pea names are the best actually dope-pea all the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 WOOOOOOPEA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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