natedammit

You could just save your money for a couple of weeks in case there's a new guest announcement that you really want. But you haven't bought it yourself, so why should flatbash listen to you?

I like you.

I refuse to be amused by anybody's jokes until somebody acknowledges the hilariousness of my Fandom/Phantom Zone joke.

No, don't do it.

That's not even the right word.

Objection your honour.

I'm talking to anyone who will listen. So yeah, pretty much just myself.

Because of the 'Phantom Zone'. I made a joke. The words 'Fandom' and 'Phantom' sound similar. It's a pun. It's funny.

No, but you've seen Riverdance 17 times, right?

I just bought Daphne & Celeste's new album.

I don't watch the serious ones. I've seen Legally Blonde but not Les Miserables.

See Matilda, see Matilda, see Matilda. Or the Lion King.

It sure is. If you get a chance to go and see it, do. I can't recommend it highly enough.

I can see that A single slice Or even two, Bruce, Might've been nice But even you, Bruce, Have to admit Between you and it There's not a lot of difference in size. He can't! He can! Bruce! He surely can't! He surely can! You are the man, Bruce! He might explode! He's quite elastic. He's going to blow! Make him stop! He's fantastic! Look at him go! I can't watch! I think in effect This must confirm, Bruce, What we all suspected - You have a worm, Bruce, Or maybe your largeness Is a bit like a TARDIS, Considerably roomier inside. He can't! He can! Bruce! He surely can't! He surely can! You are the man, Bruce! B-R-O-O-C-E Bruce, The time has come to put that tumbly tum to use. You produce, Bruce, Fantastically enthusiastic gastric juice! Oh... Eat it up! Lick it up! Suck it up! Whatever you do, don't chuck it up and muck it up! Come on Bruce, be our hero, Cover yourself in chocolate glory! Bruce! You'll never again be subject to abuse For your immense caboose, She'll call a truce, Bruce With every swallow you are Tightening the noose. We never thought it was possible But here it is coming true: We can have our cake and eat it too. The time has come to put that tumbly tum to use, No excuse, Bruce, Let out your belt, I think you'll want your trousers loose. Oh, stuff it in! You're almost finished! You'll fit it in! Whatever you do, just don't give in! Don't let her win! Come on Bruce, be our hero, Cover yourself in chocolate glory!

Well I doubt they are just sat on all the memory cards laughing at making us wait. It doesn't usually take this long, so presumably there's some kind of issue holding it up.

I'm pretty sure the answer would be "every day; candy floss".

Chocolate tends to struggle at a packed Olympia in July.

"Did you ever lick Michael Rosenbaum's head, and if so what did it taste like?"

I think you can buy a Diamond Pass at the show itself.

I don't suppose I can use a Disabled Persons Railcard as proof of anything can I?

Ahmed Best

And wonderful they were too. No, she hates bears. No idea why.