natedammit

People find it charming, but it just sounds massively unprofessional to me.

I've got double figures in a day before with little problem, but it's not necessarily the most fun way to spend a con day. Which is perfect as I detest fun.

I'm pretty sure that's a Harry Potter character.

Have you got Jason Plato?

Nope. Just yours.

We'll leave that up to him. It'll be a nice surprise.

I would drop dead if they've done that! I'm sure Blemmo could convince them to re-enact one of your legendary dreams.

My thoughts exactly I cannie afford anymore! haha You were thinking about selling Wrongy's car/kidney?

'Yes' or 'no' questions only please.

Artichoke.

Granted, it's an option, but the less fun one. Not necessarily...

A BANANA IS NOT A VEGETABLE!

Since when are you allowed in Pubs again? Ok fine, it was the toilets in the park.

There's gonna be a lot of 5 second poses going on (for the benefit of those with flash photography).

People tend not to listen to me so it's probably worth repeating on the odd occasion I say something helpful.

But the man at the pub who sold me one assured me... Aww dangit.

I agree, just make it happen! Or, you could just stay at home. An equally valid option.

It's almost like they're not so much clashes as, I dunno, overlaps.

Very rarely do people have actual 'clashes', they're more 'overlaps' and usually pretty easy to sort out. Regarding batches, ideally you should always book as low a number as possible, because you can join the queue any time after your batch has been called, you don't have to go through with your batch.

I'm just waiting to see if you have any more urine/vegetable puns.

The banana plant is herbacious; the banana itself is a berry. Berries are fruit innit. Your answer is disqualified, but I realise now it came from a good place, so I take back my earlier message of hate. Shhh, whisper, that could be a dangerous thing to say around your parts. Besides, nobody is as British as me, what what. Cauliflower.

Alright, we get it, you're Irish.

Thank you for your participation, unfortunately I do not believe that 'banana' qualifies as a valid answer.

I've been mulling this over for a while, tightening up the rules to make this as super fun as possible, and I think it's finally ready. What it is yeah, is someone names a vegetable, then the next person names a vegetable that is a different vegetable. I'll start it off: Courgette.