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Yeah, I'll agree on the cost of importing. My biggest import is a huge Army of Darkness statue, I paid about as much to get it through customs as I did to actually buy the thing. Pretty much doubled the price. Are you sure you can't find what you're looking for domestically? My sister has used Battle Orders Ltd with a great deal of success.

I had an interesting trip back from work today. I usually get a lift home, but nobody was available today so I walked to the bus stop. It being heatwave weather and all, I wasn't best pleased about it. So I sit down at the bus stop, it's a quiet street, nobody around. Then I notice the two pretty blonde girls in tiny bikinis washing a car about twenty feet away. They had every box ticked: giggling, jumping up and down, throwing soap on each other, spraying each other with the hose. Cars were beeping at them, a guy on a bike practically crashed because he was craning his neck to watch them. I told them they should start charging tickets, which made them all giggly. Unfortunately my bus showed up then, but I got a shout and a wave as I went, to the chagrin of the girl getting on the bus behind me. Must have been jealous. It's reassuring to know that the stereotypes really do exist.

Awesome, thanks for that.

Spike.

I'm considering dragging my Jason Voorhees Halloween getup out of the closet. It looks a bit odd (because I'm a pretty small guy) but the custom-made masks are gorgeous. A couple of photos... 1 and 2. What do you think, good idea?

Sent mine in a few days ago, just waiting for it to be put up. Hope it went through okay!

I'm very sorry to hear that, bud. My sympathies go out to you. Just have faith that the next girl, whoever she might be, won't treat you so terribly.

Jacob's Ladder. Wonderfully suspenseful and surreal film that keeps you guessing until the end. Similarly, but executed entirely differently, Cronenburg's Videodrome. Now that is one MESSED UP film. If you want to be a little disturbed in addition to giving your mind a workout, look either of those two up.

Well, I give up. I can actually hear myself ageing. I reckon I could tunnel through that brick wall with my head. I'm going to give it a go.

This debate is wearing thin. There are so many other things I could be doing. Tegan, you're not always nice, and if you truly believe that you are, then I feel sorry for you. I'd be more than willing to discuss this with you on MSN - you know my address - rather than wasting bandwidth on this forum. I'm willing to give you a chance. Hanging around on this board irritating people is accomplishing nothing.

By calling everybody a fool and a hypocrite? That's not my idea of nice.

Tegan, this is what I'm talking about. You'll happily ignore what people are saying and irritate them, but as soon as its turned around, you can't handle it. I don't mean to be nasty to you, it's not in my nature, I'm just making a point. I've offered my friendship to you several times and you've blatantly ignored what I'm saying. You're not being nice to people, so why should they be nice to you? Treat people the way you wish to be treated. That's how I live. You should give it a try.

I'm going to miss Billie Piper a great deal, but Freema was great in Army of Ghosts. Pretty, young and charismatic. I can easily see her being a good companion. Not sure about the name Martha, but I guess we'll find out. Looks like the "surprise" for the Christmas special is Catherine Tate. I look forward to it. This series has been excellent, really built on the foundations of last series. I hope they can continue that momentum.

And considering the way you cling to both your behaviour and this forum itself, oddly apt.

I'm not much into my crude humour so I feel I'm lowering myself somewhat by explaining it explicitly, but eh. A "tagnut" is a small amount of excrement that remains lodged in your anal hair following the process of excretion itself. Phew, at least I managed to get a couple of long words in there. My cover is intact.