ilovejohnbarrowman Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Pick the month (number) you were born in 1----I fell in love with 2----I ate a 3----I smacked 4----I sang to 5----I gave my number to 6----I killed 7----I shot 8----I gave a lap dance to 9----I choked on 10---I made out with 11---I had sex with 12---I stabbed Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a muffin 2-------a kebab 3-------a homeless guy 4-------a sandwich 5-------a Mexican 6-------a stuffed animal 7-------a hooker 8-------a lamp 9-------my best friend 10-------a goat 11-------my dog 12-------a ninja 13-------the computer 14-------a football player 15-------my neighbour 16-------myself 17-------a soda 18-------a llama 19-------a baby 20------ a gangster 21-------a permanent marker 22-------my dad 23-------a chair 24-------my psychiatrist 25-------a policeman 26-------my brother 27-------my sister 28-------a baseball bat 29-------a DVD player 30-------a paperclip 31-------my cell phone Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White------Because I was horney Black-------Because I was drunk. Pink--------Because i was bored Red---------Because the voices told me to. Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Green------Because I hate myself. Purple------Because I'm naked. Gray--------Because I'm mentally disturbed. Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 Euro Shirtless---Because i was high Orange----Because I hate my family. Brown-----Because i was hungry. Other-----Because i'm gangsta I gave a lap dance to my neighbour becasue i was bored and horney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maegurwen Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Okay, gave it a try and i ended up with I choked on a paper clip because the voices told me to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I smacked a llama because I was drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allieandra Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I gave my number to my dad because I'm gangsta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I love Cedric Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I gave my number to a baby because i'm sexy and I do what I want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberdrunk Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I smacked - my best friend - because I'm sexy and I do what I want Gosh, it really is true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amrun quessir Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I ate a policeman because i'm mentally disturbed. That actually fits very well together, ahh the joys of cannibalism! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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