sarah-4-eva Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 (edited) joggys idea welcome, to the animal adoption centre. as you wander through. you will find plenty of pets and wild animals, suitable for home use. if you are unsure on what an animal looks like, or simply what it is please ask myself or my co-manager Jog for assistance, we will gladly help. What we do, is hand out certificates, and you can take your pets home as you wish, but not for more than 5 hours a day. We do all the dirty work for you! Catalogue: chinchilla bat pig horse sheep shark fish snake cat dog goat ox fox bear parrot panda tiger lion squirrel duck bees wasps frog chicken cockrall cow seal dolphin elephant hamster rat buffalo cheeter crocodile pigeon rhino ant-eater penguin orang-utang goose camel oryx eagle bison ferret boa bobcat pelican whale cheetah chimpanzee chinchilla tortoise cockatoo flamingo gazelle dugong dhole panther jaguar tamarin wolf egret kakapo koala kinkajou kiwi lizard dragon racoon lemur loris mantee lynx owl ocelot numbat desert mole mole okapi butterfly otter falcon puma macaw sloth tazmainian devil tapir tarsier wallaby iguana tuatara kangaroo deer yak zebra zorro hedgehog hare ermine lemming reindeer polar bear puffin walrus weasul skunk worm aadvark baboon antelope fossa giraffe hippo hyena woodpecker ostritch scorpian wallaby anaconda capybara egret crane do not be discusted of our small stock of animals. we have every kind of each species and are more than happy to take orders PLUS: FREE with every animal is a care guide and a few odds and ends to get you started to a great relationship with your pet. Edited March 20, 2004 by sarah-4-eva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlyFanAgain Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Sounds good lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 I wanna fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh sorry PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted March 20, 2004 Author Share Posted March 20, 2004 excuse me. no chit chat. youre either here to adopt an animal or ney! shoo! here we go vamps. that'll be £5. *hands over free booklet etc* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showmasters Admin showmasters Posted March 20, 2004 Showmasters Admin Share Posted March 20, 2004 I want to adopt the following : Cat Koala Kinkajou ( Cool name ) Skunk ( Also a cool word ) Stoat 9 Didn't see it on the list, but if you could get one in that would be cool )! What do I need to do? Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 excuse me. no chit chat. youre either here to adopt an animal or ney!shoo! here we go vamps. that'll be £5. *hands over free booklet etc* *hands over £5 and stuff the fox into a box to take home* Need to think of a name now!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted March 20, 2004 Author Share Posted March 20, 2004 I want to adopt the following : Cat Koala Kinkajou ( Cool name ) Skunk ( Also a cool word ) Stoat 9 Didn't see it on the list, but if you could get one in that would be cool )! What do I need to do? Mark here we go *hands over certificates and books* thats.. £40 pllllllleeeeeeeease! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlyFanAgain Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 I'll have the lot plus any other animal you can think of cause Im thinking of building my very own Zoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted March 20, 2004 Author Share Posted March 20, 2004 excuse me. no chit chat. youre either here to adopt an animal or ney!shoo! here we go vamps. that'll be £5. *hands over free booklet etc* *hands over £5 and stuff the fox into a box to take home* Need to think of a name now!!!!!!!!! there are suggested names in the booklet. please bring him back after five hours thank you very much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 I'll have one of everything except the horse please. thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showmasters Admin showmasters Posted March 20, 2004 Showmasters Admin Share Posted March 20, 2004 I want to adopt the following : Cat Koala Kinkajou ( Cool name ) Skunk ( Also a cool word ) Stoat 9 Didn't see it on the list, but if you could get one in that would be cool )! What do I need to do? Mark here we go *hands over certificates and books* thats.. £40 pllllllleeeeeeeease! As I've got quite a few animals there, can I get a deal on adding a Chinchilla? M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted March 20, 2004 Author Share Posted March 20, 2004 I'll have the lot plus any other animal you can think of cause Im thinking of building my very own Zoo impossible. you cant KEEP the animals. theyre yours, but you only visit them as you wish, although, thanks to our new policy, you can take them out of grounds for no more than 5 hours a day. still want every animal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted March 20, 2004 Author Share Posted March 20, 2004 I'll have one of everything except the horse please. thank you £1000 please. thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted March 20, 2004 Author Share Posted March 20, 2004 I want to adopt the following : Cat Koala Kinkajou ( Cool name ) Skunk ( Also a cool word ) Stoat 9 Didn't see it on the list, but if you could get one in that would be cool )! What do I need to do? Mark here we go *hands over certificates and books* thats.. £40 pllllllleeeeeeeease! As I've got quite a few animals there, can I get a deal on adding a Chinchilla? M of course sir, you can add a usual pet for just 2 pounds. so thats £42 please. thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jog Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 If you ever go on holiday bring them here, we'll be more than happy to reject, erm, look after them, for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 I'll have one of everything except the horse please. thank you £1000 please. thank you ok. cheers woohoo i got a pigeon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 A DUCK!!! omg omg i want a duck!!!! hang on no - i want my very own Kell instead, do you have any? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jog Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 I'll have one of everything except the horse please. thank you £1000 please. thank you ok. cheers woohoo i got a pigeon! *takes pigeon and puts in cage* You can collect him tomorrow for your five hours. *chucks the damn bird some food* NEXT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted March 20, 2004 Moderators Share Posted March 20, 2004 I WANT A MOOSE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted March 20, 2004 Author Share Posted March 20, 2004 yes yes. always happy to help we are. a duck, £5 please. no, sorry. no kells here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jog Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 A DUCK!!! omg omg i want a duck!!!!hang on no - i want my very own Kell instead, do you have any? Our ducks have flown away, but we have ducklings, can i interest you in one of those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jog Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Moose, i doubt we have mooses' We can order one for you though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 yes yes. always happy to help we are. a duck, £5 please. no, sorry. no kells here well... ill take the duck that *hands over £5* can i have a david? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doodlebuguk Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 oooh, can I have a dolphin please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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