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[lukeowl]

Count Fooku, on Jun 11 2009, 12:40 PM, said:

pelt pelt pelt

I assume there would be some form of show trial first?

Yes.  Put Porter in the dock first.

[Count Fooku]

Of course, in fact to my mind he is the only defendant, in an ironic twist the jury will be made up of all the guests he has insisted appear at this event.

[lukeowl]

Count Fooku, on Jun 11 2009, 01:03 PM, said:

Of course, in fact to my mind he is the only defendant, in an ironic twist the jury will be made up of all the guests he has insisted appear at this event.

Does that mean we get Mickey and Jan Rooney as a double act again?  

"This room's not available any longer!!!..."

[rainbowsparkle]

I don't smoke or drink so my internal organs are all rather perfect, actually.  Therefore I would be looking at a very high price.

Sothebys or Christies should do...

[Count Fooku]

lukeowl, on Jun 11 2009, 04:34 PM, said:

Count Fooku, on Jun 11 2009, 01:03 PM, said:

Of course, in fact to my mind he is the only defendant, in an ironic twist the jury will be made up of all the guests he has insisted appear at this event.

Does that mean we get Mickey and Jan Rooney as a double act again?  

"This room's not available any longer!!!..."

Only if they call UN Peacekeepers in to sit between them

[keithporter23]

I feel this trip/descent into madness is now beginning to take on further passengers, and its not healthy.

[Count Fooku]

It's too late now Keith, you got on this train and it's not stopping for anyone or anything

[lukeowl]

The only way Keith will get off this train now is if Borgnine, Kennedy and the Rooneys chuck him out of the window...

[shishmahal]

Isn't it about time that someone in authority from Showmasters got a grip of this Forum?
The kind of useless drivel which is consistently now being posted serves no useful function whatsoever.

Edited by shishmahal, 12 June 2009 - 11:53 AM.

[Count Fooku]

Sounds to me like someone else wants to get on the train, personally I don't reckon you've got the fare

[lukeowl]

Let's go have some coffee and leave the kennel to Lassie.

[Count Fooku]

I concur m'colleague...

Hey mister, can we have our ball back

[sazzra]

Count Fooku, on Jun 12 2009, 03:09 PM, said:

I concur m'colleague...

Hey mister, can we have our ball back

Considering the organ selling discussion, was that really a necessary picture to conjure up?

[Nick]

keithporter23, on Jun 12 2009, 01:01 AM, said:

I feel this trip/descent into madness is now beginning to take on further passengers, and its not healthy.

Hi there, I'll take a standard class open return to the end of the line for this forum thread please, but only if Rooney is the conductor, Jan mans the onboard shop and Borgie and Kennedy take shifts grasping the dead man's handle.

With that dream team it'll be full steam ahead to A14 and if anyone takes ill on board we can get Dr Van Dyke to install some of rainbow's afforementioned organs which he's kindly donated to the cause.

All change please

[lukeowl]

Nick, on Jun 12 2009, 07:15 PM, said:

keithporter23, on Jun 12 2009, 01:01 AM, said:

I feel this trip/descent into madness is now beginning to take on further passengers, and its not healthy.

Hi there, I'll take a standard class open return to the end of the line for this forum thread please, but only if Rooney is the conductor, Jan mans the onboard shop and Borgie and Kennedy take shifts grasping the dead man's handle.

With that dream team it'll be full steam ahead to A14 and if anyone takes ill on board we can get Dr Van Dyke to install some of rainbow's afforementioned organs which he's kindly donated to the cause.

All change please

All except Keith, surely?

[MikeDonovan]

shishmahal, on Jun 12 2009, 12:52 PM, said:

The kind of useless drivel which is consistently now being posted serves no useful function whatsoever.

I disagree. Rainbow gets to meet George Kennedy at Autographica 14 despite a lack of funds, and Count Fooku gets a nice fresh homemade pie. Everybody wins, don't they?

[keithporter23]

shishmahal, on Jun 12 2009, 12:52 PM, said:

Isn't it about time that someone in authority from Showmasters got a grip of this Forum?
The kind of useless drivel which is consistently now being posted serves no useful function whatsoever.

Sorry to have to break it to you shishmahal, but by posting the above, youve just boarded the train.  

Can I add, like this post, I also serve no function whatsoever, but at least posting here keeps me from hurting anybody.  Back on track...... we could still do with a guest.

[Count Fooku]

MikeDonovan, on Jun 12 2009, 08:02 PM, said:

shishmahal, on Jun 12 2009, 12:52 PM, said:

The kind of useless drivel which is consistently now being posted serves no useful function whatsoever.

I disagree. Rainbow gets to meet George Kennedy at Autographica 14 despite a lack of funds, and Count Fooku gets a nice fresh homemade pie. Everybody wins, don't they?

Fabrique Belgique my old son.

Sorry Shishkebab, you've been outvoted, looks like a third class carridge beckons for you with those that accepted commisions from the less exclusive Guards regiments and of course those that schooled at 'the other place'

[lukeowl]

At the next stop I predict Keith will request the return of Tony Curtis.

[keithporter23]

Any chance of some old Hollywood legends - someone similar to Tony Curtis' level?