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ok here goes...

 

"it is a gift...a gift from the foes of pants!!"

 

 

"put it out!!! put it out you pants!!!!!"

 

 

"are you pant?"

"yes.."

"not nearly pants enough!!!"

 

 

"the pants are closed, they were made by those who are dead, and the dead keep them closed, the pants are closed" :unsure:

 

 

"welcome! my friends....to pants-on-guard!!"

 

 

"its like me and pants...togetherrrrr...but not like that!"

 

and of course...

 

 

"pants bow to noone!"

 

 

*breathes* :angel:

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"What's an Elf a man and a pants doing in the ruddermark?"

 

"Do you know how the orks came to be? They were pants once."

 

"We've had nothin' but maggoty pants for three stinking days."

 

"That is Aragorn son of Arathorn, heir to the throne of Gondor. You owe him your pants."

 

"Lets hunt some pants!"

 

*snirkle*

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I LEAVE YOU PEOPLE ALONE FOR A WEEKEND AND LOOK WHAT YOU DO TO THE BEAUTIFUL BOOK!!!! YOU MAY AS WELL HAVE WRITTEN THE ENTIRE THING OUT AGAIN!!!!!!!

 

oh god almighty did no one read my first post on this thread????from a combination of two films??????

 

 

still i must say

 

this has been hillarious!!!! :D:D:borg:;)

 

:D;)

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I am so getting some of these printed onto a top that I can wear to CM6.....methinks I will get strange looks from most people but hey at least it will make some of you laugh when you see the quotes.

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thanks noddy for that idea!!!

Your are welcome.

 

Could be one about Sam asking Rosie to dance - something along the lines of "ask her for a (her) pants".

I will leave it to you.

 

What about gandulf being tempted by the ring at Bag End when Frodo tries to pass it to him.

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