vamps! Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Sometimes fried red onions can actually look like little worms, white rice can sometimes look like little maggots. Melted chocolate definately looks like s***e. some red sauces if applied correctly can look like blood, great of you wanna make out you have sliced yourself LOL. Hmmmmmmm what else................................ wine smells like bread when its gone or going mouldy, dog food has to be fit for human consumption, now thats gross!!!!!!!!! I can't think of anything else, but I will do so tomorrow!!!!!!!! i'm soooooooooooo going to punch you next time i see you I'd so like to see you try Rain, don't forget I go to gym now and my muscles are gonna be bigger than yours LOL. Besides I'm yet to have a fight with a girl that I haven't punched or bruised or cut!!!!!! Still love ya though and don't forget I got nails and you got all the face jewllery that I could so easily pull!!!!!!!!! So you wanna start...........................? Vamps Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fine then, have it your way, I did waren ya though LOL. In Aylesbury or shall we save it for MK?????? Hehehehehehehhe I'm so going to kick your spam for you lady!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Last night it occured to me how vegetable soup looks so much like vomit mixed with bile!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Oh dear I can almost hear Rain growling with anger from here !!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rain Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Sometimes fried red onions can actually look like little worms, white rice can sometimes look like little maggots. Melted chocolate definately looks like s***e. some red sauces if applied correctly can look like blood, great of you wanna make out you have sliced yourself LOL. Hmmmmmmm what else................................ wine smells like bread when its gone or going mouldy, dog food has to be fit for human consumption, now thats gross!!!!!!!!! I can't think of anything else, but I will do so tomorrow!!!!!!!! i'm soooooooooooo going to punch you next time i see you I'd so like to see you try Rain, don't forget I go to gym now and my muscles are gonna be bigger than yours LOL. Besides I'm yet to have a fight with a girl that I haven't punched or bruised or cut!!!!!! Still love ya though and don't forget I got nails and you got all the face jewllery that I could so easily pull!!!!!!!!! So you wanna start...........................? Vamps Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fine then, have it your way, I did waren ya though LOL. In Aylesbury or shall we save it for MK?????? Hehehehehehehhe I'm so going to kick your spam for you lady!!!!!!! kick my spam..........hahahahaha your so funny vamps!....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovebillyanddom Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 i dont often eat peanut butter... more of a marmite man myself...except im a girl but marmite girl sounds like some lame ass superhero ANYWAY yuck crunchy p.b sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Smooth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Sometimes fried red onions can actually look like little worms, white rice can sometimes look like little maggots. Melted chocolate definately looks like s***e. some red sauces if applied correctly can look like blood, great of you wanna make out you have sliced yourself LOL. Hmmmmmmm what else................................ wine smells like bread when its gone or going mouldy, dog food has to be fit for human consumption, now thats gross!!!!!!!!! I can't think of anything else, but I will do so tomorrow!!!!!!!! i'm soooooooooooo going to punch you next time i see you I'd so like to see you try Rain, don't forget I go to gym now and my muscles are gonna be bigger than yours LOL. Besides I'm yet to have a fight with a girl that I haven't punched or bruised or cut!!!!!! Still love ya though and don't forget I got nails and you got all the face jewllery that I could so easily pull!!!!!!!!! So you wanna start...........................? Vamps Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fine then, have it your way, I did waren ya though LOL. In Aylesbury or shall we save it for MK?????? Hehehehehehehhe I'm so going to kick your spam for you lady!!!!!!! kick my spam..........hahahahaha your so funny vamps!....lol LOL your not supposed to laugh, your supposed to be scared LOL. oh god now you got me laughing. Actually I have to say my kicking is getting quite dangerous, nearly kicked Bladerunner in his abdomen the other day (We were mucking about), and then i nearly kicked him in the face. Whats worst is i had heels on so I dread to think what the end result would have been. Anyways are sister in-laws allowed to fight?????? I thought it was just brothers and sisters, not in-laws LOL, oh well if it comes to the worst............................. I can always send the Halflings in and believe me right now you don't want them touching ya, they covered in baked beans, looks like its been a nother food fight tonight!!!!!!! Luckily I'm not the one who gets to bath them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rain Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 l Sometimes fried red onions can actually look like little worms, white rice can sometimes look like little maggots. Melted chocolate definately looks like s***e. some red sauces if applied correctly can look like blood, great of you wanna make out you have sliced yourself LOL. Hmmmmmmm what else................................ wine smells like bread when its gone or going mouldy, dog food has to be fit for human consumption, now thats gross!!!!!!!!! I can't think of anything else, but I will do so tomorrow!!!!!!!! i'm soooooooooooo going to punch you next time i see you I'd so like to see you try Rain, don't forget I go to gym now and my muscles are gonna be bigger than yours LOL. Besides I'm yet to have a fight with a girl that I haven't punched or bruised or cut!!!!!! Still love ya though and don't forget I got nails and you got all the face jewllery that I could so easily pull!!!!!!!!! So you wanna start...........................? Vamps Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fine then, have it your way, I did waren ya though LOL. In Aylesbury or shall we save it for MK?????? Hehehehehehehhe I'm so going to kick your spam for you lady!!!!!!! kick my spam..........hahahahaha your so funny vamps!....lol LOL your not supposed to laugh, your supposed to be scared LOL. oh god now you got me laughing. Actually I have to say my kicking is getting quite dangerous, nearly kicked Bladerunner in his abdomen the other day (We were mucking about), and then i nearly kicked him in the face. Whats worst is i had heels on so I dread to think what the end result would have been. Anyways are sister in-laws allowed to fight?????? I thought it was just brothers and sisters, not in-laws LOL, oh well if it comes to the worst............................. I can always send the Halflings in and believe me right now you don't want them touching ya, they covered in baked beans, looks like its been a nother food fight tonight!!!!!!! Luckily I'm not the one who gets to bath them NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! anything but the halflings.....now they are scarey lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 l Sometimes fried red onions can actually look like little worms, white rice can sometimes look like little maggots. Melted chocolate definately looks like s***e. some red sauces if applied correctly can look like blood, great of you wanna make out you have sliced yourself LOL. Hmmmmmmm what else................................ wine smells like bread when its gone or going mouldy, dog food has to be fit for human consumption, now thats gross!!!!!!!!! I can't think of anything else, but I will do so tomorrow!!!!!!!! i'm soooooooooooo going to punch you next time i see you I'd so like to see you try Rain, don't forget I go to gym now and my muscles are gonna be bigger than yours LOL. Besides I'm yet to have a fight with a girl that I haven't punched or bruised or cut!!!!!! Still love ya though and don't forget I got nails and you got all the face jewllery that I could so easily pull!!!!!!!!! So you wanna start...........................? Vamps Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fine then, have it your way, I did waren ya though LOL. In Aylesbury or shall we save it for MK?????? Hehehehehehehhe I'm so going to kick your spam for you lady!!!!!!! kick my spam..........hahahahaha your so funny vamps!....lol LOL your not supposed to laugh, your supposed to be scared LOL. oh god now you got me laughing. Actually I have to say my kicking is getting quite dangerous, nearly kicked Bladerunner in his abdomen the other day (We were mucking about), and then i nearly kicked him in the face. Whats worst is i had heels on so I dread to think what the end result would have been. Anyways are sister in-laws allowed to fight?????? I thought it was just brothers and sisters, not in-laws LOL, oh well if it comes to the worst............................. I can always send the Halflings in and believe me right now you don't want them touching ya, they covered in baked beans, looks like its been a nother food fight tonight!!!!!!! Luckily I'm not the one who gets to bath them NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! anything but the halflings.....now they are scarey lol Ooooooooooooooo i know your weakness now, next time they come I'll make sure they have chocolate melted all over their hands LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucidique Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Smooth Peanut Butter is the best ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rain Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 l Sometimes fried red onions can actually look like little worms, white rice can sometimes look like little maggots. Melted chocolate definately looks like s***e. some red sauces if applied correctly can look like blood, great of you wanna make out you have sliced yourself LOL. Hmmmmmmm what else................................ wine smells like bread when its gone or going mouldy, dog food has to be fit for human consumption, now thats gross!!!!!!!!! I can't think of anything else, but I will do so tomorrow!!!!!!!! i'm soooooooooooo going to punch you next time i see you I'd so like to see you try Rain, don't forget I go to gym now and my muscles are gonna be bigger than yours LOL. Besides I'm yet to have a fight with a girl that I haven't punched or bruised or cut!!!!!! Still love ya though and don't forget I got nails and you got all the face jewllery that I could so easily pull!!!!!!!!! So you wanna start...........................? Vamps Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fine then, have it your way, I did waren ya though LOL. In Aylesbury or shall we save it for MK?????? Hehehehehehehhe I'm so going to kick your spam for you lady!!!!!!! kick my spam..........hahahahaha your so funny vamps!....lol LOL your not supposed to laugh, your supposed to be scared LOL. oh god now you got me laughing. Actually I have to say my kicking is getting quite dangerous, nearly kicked Bladerunner in his abdomen the other day (We were mucking about), and then i nearly kicked him in the face. Whats worst is i had heels on so I dread to think what the end result would have been. Anyways are sister in-laws allowed to fight?????? I thought it was just brothers and sisters, not in-laws LOL, oh well if it comes to the worst............................. I can always send the Halflings in and believe me right now you don't want them touching ya, they covered in baked beans, looks like its been a nother food fight tonight!!!!!!! Luckily I'm not the one who gets to bath them NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! anything but the halflings.....now they are scarey lol Ooooooooooooooo i know your weakness now, next time they come I'll make sure they have chocolate melted all over their hands LOL you wouldnt dare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 l Sometimes fried red onions can actually look like little worms, white rice can sometimes look like little maggots. Melted chocolate definately looks like s***e. some red sauces if applied correctly can look like blood, great of you wanna make out you have sliced yourself LOL. Hmmmmmmm what else................................ wine smells like bread when its gone or going mouldy, dog food has to be fit for human consumption, now thats gross!!!!!!!!! I can't think of anything else, but I will do so tomorrow!!!!!!!! i'm soooooooooooo going to punch you next time i see you I'd so like to see you try Rain, don't forget I go to gym now and my muscles are gonna be bigger than yours LOL. Besides I'm yet to have a fight with a girl that I haven't punched or bruised or cut!!!!!! Still love ya though and don't forget I got nails and you got all the face jewllery that I could so easily pull!!!!!!!!! So you wanna start...........................? Vamps Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fine then, have it your way, I did waren ya though LOL. In Aylesbury or shall we save it for MK?????? Hehehehehehehhe I'm so going to kick your spam for you lady!!!!!!! kick my spam..........hahahahaha your so funny vamps!....lol LOL your not supposed to laugh, your supposed to be scared LOL. oh god now you got me laughing. Actually I have to say my kicking is getting quite dangerous, nearly kicked Bladerunner in his abdomen the other day (We were mucking about), and then i nearly kicked him in the face. Whats worst is i had heels on so I dread to think what the end result would have been. Anyways are sister in-laws allowed to fight?????? I thought it was just brothers and sisters, not in-laws LOL, oh well if it comes to the worst............................. I can always send the Halflings in and believe me right now you don't want them touching ya, they covered in baked beans, looks like its been a nother food fight tonight!!!!!!! Luckily I'm not the one who gets to bath them NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! anything but the halflings.....now they are scarey lol Ooooooooooooooo i know your weakness now, next time they come I'll make sure they have chocolate melted all over their hands LOL you wouldnt dare oooooooooooooooooooo I would, OMG Jez came round the other day and she was wearing a light coloured top, Harry had baked bean sauce all over his hands and needless to say Jez's top was all decorated with orange hand prints, it was a wonderful piece of art work and we are currently in negotions with the Tate Gallery, it would seem they want this top LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rain Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 oooooooooooooooooooo I would, OMG Jez came round the other day and she was wearing a light coloured top, Harry had baked bean sauce all over his hands and needless to say Jez's top was all decorated with orange hand prints, it was a wonderful piece of art work and we are currently in negotions with the Tate Gallery, it would seem they want this top LOL lol from now on im staying away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 oooooooooooooooooooo I would, OMG Jez came round the other day and she was wearing a light coloured top, Harry had baked bean sauce all over his hands and needless to say Jez's top was all decorated with orange hand prints, it was a wonderful piece of art work and we are currently in negotions with the Tate Gallery, it would seem they want this top LOL lol from now on im staying away Just be greatful your not the one who has to live with them LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rain Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 oooooooooooooooooooo I would, OMG Jez came round the other day and she was wearing a light coloured top, Harry had baked bean sauce all over his hands and needless to say Jez's top was all decorated with orange hand prints, it was a wonderful piece of art work and we are currently in negotions with the Tate Gallery, it would seem they want this top LOL lol from now on im staying away Just be greatful your not the one who has to live with them LOL something wrong here.....im with the kids and your not!!! and they have messy hands......you did this on purpose didnt you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 crunchy crunchy crunchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 oooooooooooooooooooo I would, OMG Jez came round the other day and she was wearing a light coloured top, Harry had baked bean sauce all over his hands and needless to say Jez's top was all decorated with orange hand prints, it was a wonderful piece of art work and we are currently in negotions with the Tate Gallery, it would seem they want this top LOL lol from now on im staying away Just be greatful your not the one who has to live with them LOL something wrong here.....im with the kids and your not!!! and they have messy hands......you did this on purpose didnt you ROFLMFAO Ooooooooooooooooohps sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear i never did it on purpose honest!!! Cheers for babysitting though!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smaug Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 I'm partial to any peanut butter aslong as it comes in a sarnie with bananas. Thats right, I love peanutbutter and banana sarnies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theoden_of_rohan Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 CRUNCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone who disagrees is a FOOL!!!!!!!!! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 CRUNCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone who disagrees is a FOOL!!!!!!!!! Lol You not read my posts then. I guess I'm a fool then, but then I think I knew that already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theoden_of_rohan Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 CRUNCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone who disagrees is a FOOL!!!!!!!!! Lol You not read my posts then. I guess I'm a fool then, but then I think I knew that already LOL bless ya!!!!!!! I'll let you off though, cos you like many other things that I do *wink wink* LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 CRUNCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone who disagrees is a FOOL!!!!!!!!! Lol You not read my posts then. I guess I'm a fool then, but then I think I knew that already LOL bless ya!!!!!!! I'll let you off though, cos you like many other things that I do *wink wink* LMAO oh dear he is winking that means its got to be something pervy LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theoden_of_rohan Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 CRUNCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone who disagrees is a FOOL!!!!!!!!! Lol You not read my posts then. I guess I'm a fool then, but then I think I knew that already LOL bless ya!!!!!!! I'll let you off though, cos you like many other things that I do *wink wink* LMAO oh dear he is winking that means its got to be something pervy LOL Not necessarily - could be as innocent as a...ahem...toothbrush! LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 CRUNCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone who disagrees is a FOOL!!!!!!!!! Lol You not read my posts then. I guess I'm a fool then, but then I think I knew that already LOL bless ya!!!!!!! I'll let you off though, cos you like many other things that I do *wink wink* LMAO oh dear he is winking that means its got to be something pervy LOL Not necessarily - could be as innocent as a...ahem...toothbrush! LMAO LOL speaking of toothbrushes I'm off to erm go and play with my toothbrush!!!!!!! LOL I like the types that can get to them otherwise hard to reach places!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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