jenny Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Eeeeh heee heee. Mop!!! *steals wet mop head and conceals under jumper* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Aww hehe, well here's a cuppa for ya before you go! *hands you some pink wafer biscuits to nab* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 What with you and stealing anyway?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Eeeeh heee heee. Mop!!! *steals wet mop head and conceals under jumper* Not the mop! Anything but the mop, preciousss....... Can I have it back? *doesn't want to take it back from there, as it might seem dodgy to onlookers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 She's basically stolen a part of you now..you must feel...well empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 I do preciousss, yes I do! *weeps uncontrollably* Tell me oh holy Tea Boy, what am I without my mop head?? I'll tell you what - NOTHING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 I feel for you, I really doo! Here sit back and relax, I'll get you a cup of tea. Hell if I lost my kettle..well...well..I don't know what I'd do.. *sniff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 You losing your kettle?? Perish the thought!! Not just you, how would the entire salon survive without your comforting cups of tea? (And Baileys! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Exactly, I think the salon would probably have too... *bites bottom lip and braces myself* ... close... *turns away at the thought* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 *shivers* *gives knowing look where words aren't needed* Quick, where can we buy kettle alarms, armour and protective wrap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 We have to be especially carefull when that Jenny character is around *peers around while cradling kettle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Ooooh yes, have to look out for her......... she may even dare to nick the filter off your kettle! Talking of Jenny - where be my mop-head?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Dont you dare say things like that! *checks to see whether the filters still there* I think she's gone off and sold it already...lovely girl her. Well you better start finishing up. The floor needs brushing from all the hair...I found a hairbrush and comb you could use..as Jens gone and nicked the broom, brush and dustpan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Huh! Despicable. We haven't had that many customers today, so there's not too much to clean. I know - *grabs tabbard and scrunches it into a ball* *wraps it round end of a Gondorian poking stick someone left lying around* There, we have it! It's an improvised cleaning device Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 You daaree touch the holy Gondorian stick of poking and use it as a mop!! *gasps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 *looks innocent* Oh, it's yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 *still shocked and still gasping* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 *sheepishly unwraps it* does anyone have another stick I can use instead? No? *sniff* - and all I wanted was to do my job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 *still shocked and still gasping* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**Little Miss Brandybuck** Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 *comes back into salon after gruelling day of pampering customers* What is going on here???? Fighting over Gondorian poking sticks, sweeping hobbits and elves into broom cupboards!!!! Sounds good to me- carry on! Oh wait im a manager am i supposed to put my foot down here? Nah......I'll join in......I'm taking a full-grown hobbit into my 'special' room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Hey, sneaksey! Welcome back. And bring that hobbit back here at once! Btw - will the budget stretch to a new broom for me? Jenny nicked the head off my last one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Oh and I also need another kettle..you know..just in case soemthing happens to the first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 You can never be too cautious with kettles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Oh and welcome back boss!! Come of tea, coffee? Something a little stronger? I noticed that takings are down a bit too..Jenny again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 You can never be too cautious with kettles Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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