Gandalf the Black Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Ohh gawd..hehe Oh and okay...Lets hunt some orc (oh and what about some nazgul for fun)! elf-ass... i can give you all you could dream of if you would only join the dark side!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 What do you propose?? You know I do get it pretty good as it is, as a good guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 No trick. I'm insanely bored. I want something's blood!!!! Don't worry Fair one, Lurtzy will never know. *Spurs horse on, gallops across the plains towards Fangorn* The betrayal. I don't know whether to be furious or heartbroken. Probably both! *breaks into uncontrollable heap in the corner* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Black Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 What do you propose?? You know I do get it pretty good as it is, as a good guy! i could help you rule middle earth along with lurtzy...shared power is greater power for there is more enjoyment in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Black Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 No trick. I'm insanely bored. I want something's blood!!!! Don't worry Fair one, Lurtzy will never know. *Spurs horse on, gallops across the plains towards Fangorn* The betrayal. I don't know whether to be furious or heartbroken. Probably both! *breaks into uncontrollable heap in the corner* don't worry lurtzy we'll soon have your elf-ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 *waits in anticipation* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Black Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 No trick. I'm insanely bored. I want something's blood!!!! Don't worry Fair one, Lurtzy will never know. *Spurs horse on, gallops across the plains towards Fangorn* The betrayal. I don't know whether to be furious or heartbroken. Probably both! *breaks into uncontrollable heap in the corner* don't worry lurtzy we'll soon have your elf-ass or at least we should if he agrees to rule as your equal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Anything to get my Eomer back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Black Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Anything to get my Eomer back but if he refuses to help get the elf-ass is he really worth it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaY (Gears?!?) Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 For the love of the Valar!! I'm only going hunting with the pointy eared one!!! I have nothing to do. A warrior with nothing to do gets bored. I feel as useful as a sword with no blade!!! *Sulks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Lets head over to Isengard...I saw with my very own eyes armies amassing there...lets pay Orthanc a visit.. Oh and I think a new a evil should arise and cause some trouble..my qhite knives yearn for action! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaY (Gears?!?) Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 To Isengard!! *Spurs on horse* Mithril run like the wind! Or I'll start using Firefoot more!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiondra Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 *stumbles into thread with bag over shoulder* Here Sauron I have bought you a present......can you give me a clue as to what you are going to do with these elves? *empties bag* *Elrond falls out on floor* One down one (at least to go....... ) *rubs painful butt* Pippin!!! How could you???? *gazes piercingly into Pippin's face* I see you are not yourself but under the hynosis of the big eye in the corner!! *Sauron is distracted and looking towards Isengard* Easy enough to sort *hokes through robes to find book on anti-hypnosis spells given to him by the Valar* okay......um......need a few things from Rivendell.....but it's too dangerous to leave pipipn here.....and Sauron isn't even aware i've been caught......*thinks a bit* Sorry Pip this is for your own good... *Suddenly punches pippin in face and knocks him out* *throws him over shoulder and runs out to courtyard calling eagles telepathically as he goes * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**Little Miss Brandybuck** Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 I forgot I even posted that!! *gets knocked out* Ouchies! *sees blue birds flying around my head* *blacks out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiondra Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 *hitches a ride on eagles back to Rivendell* okay dokes..... let's get this potion sorted.... *puts on sheryl crow and kid rock to help tune in cosmic energy as he begins anti- hypnosis spell* some lembas bread......fish scales.....kingsfoil.......cranberry juice.........old tobey.....I put your picture away.....oops....mix it all together with a dash of ale and some distilled potato juice........sat down and cried today.....oh dear now how does that go????... where's that book?????ok so lets begin.......... oh Elbareth Githoniel......Utulie'n aure! Aiya Eldalie ar Antanari, utulie'n aure!!!.... I fight against the power of darkness that engulfs this poor young hobbit and release him from the influence ofthe EYE!!! *lifts stinky potion to pippin's lips and makes him drink!!!* there you go ,you've got free will again little hobbit!!! *Pippin splutter's awake* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**Little Miss Brandybuck** Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 I dont feel too good....... bleugh! Whaaaaaat is thaaaaat?!? And who are you?? Wheres Sauron?? Ahhhh.....I never know whats going on in this role play!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiondra Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 well forgetfulnesss is often a result of too many magical folk messing with your brain!!! don't worry little pippin, you'vee just been set free of the hypnosis of Sauron and are safe in Rivendell so you can do what you want now!! Do you fancy starting an alliance of good against this mob of darkness that are threatening to take over middle-earth?? .... mind you all they've done is talk so far!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**Little Miss Brandybuck** Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Ooh a good alliance? Can we have Leggy with us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkElfUK Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 *jumps up onto a nearby rock in a cat like way* Somebody say Leggy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaY (Gears?!?) Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 *Sighs* Damnit, No Isengard now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smaug Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 *haldir wakes up* Where in valars name am I? *looks* *gets comfy* *falls asleep again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nell Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 (is that to be read with a welsh accent!? lmao!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Black Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 damn the elves and damn the valar!!! just give us our own patch of land then to rule as you refuse to fight and you talke all the easy ways out!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**Little Miss Brandybuck** Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 *jumps up onto a nearby rock in a cat like way* Somebody say Leggy? Aye! I did, We're forming a good alliance apparently.......Are you still good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smaug Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 *rolls over in his sleep and his arm falls around some one* *Haldir wakes up.* WHAT THE HELL! --- What did Haldir see? What happened? I leave that up to youuuuu *voice goes echo-y* --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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