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dont ask how i found this coz i really dunno :unsure::unsure::blink:

 

 

 

"Hi there kids!" exclaimed Wayne, sitting at his kitchen table. "Welcome to Children's DMTV with me, Wayne, and me comedy mate, Simon the Spoon!"

 

Simon the Spoon, a wooden spoon with a face drawn on it popped up from under the table.

 

"Hi Simon, how are ya!" said Wayne.

 

"Very well thank you," said Des, who was holding the end of the spoon, out of sight under the table.

 

"Ha, ha, Simon, you're so funny, for a spoon!" said Wayne. "Now I've got some of yer pictures you've sent in! Here's one of me! And 'ere's one of Simon! Look at that, Simon! Oh sorry, that's supposed of be of me as well! And 'ere's a super pic of a boat sailing on the water!"

 

"Upside down!" whispered Des.

 

"What's that, Simon? I'm the right way up," said Wayne. "Oh, I see what yer mean!" He turned the picture round. "It's a, er, um..."

 

"A house!" whispered Des. "With a blue sky above it!"

 

"It's a horse!" said Wayne. "Givin' a huge sigh! Now, it time for yer birthday cards! 'Ere's a card for Clive, who's 45. And 'ere's one for Mick, who's gonna be 49. And Des, who's 50 soon! Gosh, that's old!"

 

"Don't mention that!" whispered Des.

 

 

 

 

their site... DMTV

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:lol:

 

 

omg that was weeeeird.

i just heard the receptionist take a call and then make them hold, foned thru to one of the other workers and goes:

'hello Brian? It's Peter Jackson for you on line1 for you - thank you'

 

:lol::lol::blink:

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Hi all, just woke up its 2.29am, and i cant sleep :P

 

entertain me, lol

omg, YOU HID!! YOU MUST HAVE!!!

 

i swear i didnt this post last night :lol::lol::P

 

 

 

 

 

*rearranges the furniture and hides all the spoons*

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

 

 

 

*makes tea*

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