skyriderz20 Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Another tip: Don't chase people by driving around a roundabout five or six times. It's not attractive, and makes you want to tell Mario you'll get him deported. What do you get up to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetable Maiden Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 I talk to strangers...*shuffles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted January 15, 2005 Moderators Share Posted January 15, 2005 And then complains they wanna get with her when she gives them her phone number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetable Maiden Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Everyone has my number, Mario just happened to be...erm..weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyriderz20 Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 So did you give your number to him? and, why, if you thought he was weird? lol, take it drink was involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetable Maiden Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Lol, no actually. I was sober and on my way into town I gave him my number to get him to leave me alone (didn't work). I actually intended to give him a fake one, but I'm so used to reciting my real one...i didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyriderz20 Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 lol. Anyways, keeping to the topic. Hero_of_Time, I always find the best way to find someone is to go out and look. Your never going to find any1 sat at home on your computer, thats why im still singe(hopes). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted January 15, 2005 Moderators Share Posted January 15, 2005 Do either of you want to be Simon's girlfriend? Worth asking And yes I realise you may not be the right sex entirely but we'll work round it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyriderz20 Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Well, not really no. Sorry. Even though I am up for dressing up......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 ha im on face party too looks like youre losing THIS argument then jog Pffft we all know how much YOU love yourself! ... or not so am i!! wait.. So is Jog.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted January 15, 2005 Moderators Share Posted January 15, 2005 Well, not really no. Sorry. Even though I am up for dressing up......... Well could you just dress up to give us a laugh then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyriderz20 Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Well, not really no. Sorry. Even though I am up for dressing up......... Well could you just dress up to give us a laugh then? um, no thats ok, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Ack, reminds me of Mario, the crazy taxi driver who wants to steal me and take me to that weird country place. "Eh baby, you get in my car, yes? We go drink it up, yes?" Nononononono. my friend got chatted up by a rickshaw driver when we were in india... he told her he was going to take her out clubbing I got chatted up once by a perv barman getting his d*** out, telling me to get my spam out, telling me to come to his room, where i can take my clothes off and he can f*** my brains out.. .. charmin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted January 15, 2005 Moderators Share Posted January 15, 2005 well this is turning into a pleasant thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyriderz20 Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 I got chatted up once by a perv barman getting his d*** out, telling me to get my spam out, telling me to come to his room, where i can take my clothes off and he can f*** my brains out.. .. charmin' and what was your answer to that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costa Coffee Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 I got chatted up once by a perv barman getting his d*** out, telling me to get my spam out, telling me to come to his room, where i can take my clothes off and he can f*** my brains out.. .. charmin' and what was your answer to that one? "No, just Smirnoff Ice, thanks"? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 I got chatted up once by a perv barman getting his d*** out, telling me to get my spam out, telling me to come to his room, where i can take my clothes off and he can f*** my brains out.. .. charmin' and what was your answer to that one? I laughed. I was 12 and quite frankly.. i was flattered What the f***!! Alice was there too and she walked off s***ting herself.. Fook, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetable Maiden Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Ack, reminds me of Mario, the crazy taxi driver who wants to steal me and take me to that weird country place. "Eh baby, you get in my car, yes? We go drink it up, yes?" Nononononono. my friend got chatted up by a rickshaw driver when we were in india... he told her he was going to take her out clubbing I got chatted up once by a perv barman getting his d*** out, telling me to get my spam out, telling me to come to his room, where i can take my clothes off and he can f*** my brains out.. .. charmin' Well he out-grosses Mario in a fairly large way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted January 15, 2005 Moderators Share Posted January 15, 2005 Leylaaaaaaaa ... would u like a Simon? I haven't asked you yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetable Maiden Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 I can't, CrazyMario would have me shot by crazy Turkish killaaahs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhahahaha! wheres luigi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathyvicki Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Awww like a lamb to the slaughter! Shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 I got chatted up once by a perv barman getting his d*** out, telling me to get my spam out, telling me to come to his room, where i can take my clothes off and he can f*** my brains out.. .. charmin' sarah where the hell were you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacali Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 I got chatted up once by a perv barman getting his d*** out, telling me to get my spam out, telling me to come to his room, where i can take my clothes off and he can f*** my brains out.. .. charmin' and what was your answer to that one? I laughed. I was 12 and quite frankly.. i was flattered What the f***!! Alice was there too and she walked off s***ting herself.. Fook, lol u shudda got him arrested n put on the sex offenders register, n then applied for compensation n got loadsa pennies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted January 15, 2005 Moderators Share Posted January 15, 2005 Who rated me on FACEPARTY damnit! Gotta be someone round here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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