Moderators etmuse Posted February 3, 2011 Moderators Share Posted February 3, 2011 ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION Name: [ ] ________________________ [ ] Billy-Bob [ ] Billy-Joe [ ] Billy-Ray [ ] Billy-Sue [ ] Billy-Mae [ ] Billy-Jack [ ] Billy-Jefferson (Check appropriate box) Age: ______ Sex: [ ] M [ ] F [ ] N/A Shoe size: Left ________ Right ________ Occupation: [ ] Farmer [ ] Mechanic [ ] Hairdresser [ ] Unemployed Spouse’s Name: _____________________ Relationship with spouse: [ ] Sister [ ] Brother [ ] Aunt [ ] Uncle [ ] Cousin [ ] Mother [ ] Father [ ] Son [ ] Daughter [ ] Pet Number of children in household: ______ Number that are yours: ______ Mother’s Name: _________________ Father’s Name: __________________ (if unknown leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Do you [ ] own [ ] rent your mobile home Total number of vehicles you own: ____ Number of vehicles that still crank: ____ Number of vehicles in front yard: ____ Number of vehicles in back yard: ____ Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ____ Number of firearms you keep in your… truck: ____ bedroom: ____ bathroom: ____ kitchen: ____ shed: ____ Model and year of your pickup: ___________, 194_ Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [ ] The National Enquirer [ ] The Globe [ ] TV Guide [ ] Soap Opera Digest Number of times you’ve seen a UFO: ____ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis: ____ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO: ____ How often do you bathe? [ ] Weekly [ ] Monthly [ ] N/A Color of teeth: [ ] Yellow [ ] Brownish-yellow [ ] Brown [ ] Black [ ] N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [ ] Red-Man How far is your home from a paved road? [ ] 1 mile [ ] 2 miles [ ] Don’t know 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dwarfbabe Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 One day a garage attendant was surprised to see a car pulling up with a bunch of penguins in the back. "Hey", he said to the driver, "Where did those come from?" "They were over there this morning", said the car's owner. "I'm really not sure what I should do with them. What do you suggest?" "Well, it seems pretty obvious to me", said the garage attendant. "Take them to the zoo." "Great idea", said the driver and off he went. The garage attendant shrugged and went back to work. The next day though the same driver with penguins in the back returned, only this time they were wearing sunglasses. "Didn't I suggest you take them to the zoo?", he asked. "You did and we had a great time", said the driver. "So, today, I thought I'd take them to the beach." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizzy5395 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Mary had a little lamb. She also had a bear. I've often seen her little lamb. But I've never seen her bear. Mary had a little lamb. It had a sooty foot. And everywhere that Mary went. It's sooty foot it put. Mary had a little lamb. It put it's foot upon a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's leg... And turned it's wool to nylon...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizzy5395 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Here's a couple of quick questions... Along with the answers. Q : How many computer software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A : None. It's a hardware problem. Q: How many Drag Queens does it take to change a light bulb? A : What? In these heels darling...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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