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From North of the border, och aye the noo Some call her 'mother' but to us she's just Brooooo Broo! Defenders of the Earth (defenders)

I get it now, you're not grumpy, you're just super mean

But...I'm the grumpy one. That's gimmick infringement.

I'm just jealous because I'm not as hilarious as you guys It's ok, you can be...mildly amusing...sometimes.

Zachary is very amused at this I also shave goatees on giraffes in my spare time and stand on the street corner laughing at clouds. Sometime my mum brings me a round of jam sandwiches if I've been out for a while. I'm jealous of you because when I do this, I have to take my own sandwiches. I am also rubbish at making sandwiches, because I always put the filling on the outside. That's OK, we just call that a Scottish Pizza. I have them deep fried. I like to keep them in my pants so they go squishy Mmmmmm, that sounds tasty. I'd love to try some. Just to be clear, I specifically want one that has been kept in your pants - preferably for quite some time. A couple of weeks if possible. Please mail this to me ASAP. I will pay good money for this. Sorry, too late. I regularly feed them to the squirrels in the park by letting them rummage for them up my trouser legs. I like the feel of their tails against my hairy sporran. Ooo, I wish that could be me some day! I can personally recommend it. Oi Blemmo, that was supposed to be a secret.

Zachary is very amused at this I also shave goatees on giraffes in my spare time and stand on the street corner laughing at clouds. Sometime my mum brings me a round of jam sandwiches if I've been out for a while. I'm jealous of you because when I do this, I have to take my own sandwiches. I am also rubbish at making sandwiches, because I always put the filling on the outside. That's OK, we just call that a Scottish Pizza. I have them deep fried. I like to keep them in my pants so they go squishy Mmmmmm, that sounds tasty. I'd love to try some. Just to be clear, I specifically want one that has been kept in your pants - preferably for quite some time. A couple of weeks if possible. Please mail this to me ASAP. I will pay good money for this. Umm, yeah, ok, I guess I can do that for you.

Zachary is very amused at this I also shave goatees on giraffes in my spare time and stand on the street corner laughing at clouds. Sometime my mum brings me a round of jam sandwiches if I've been out for a while. I'm jealous of you because when I do this, I have to take my own sandwiches. I am also rubbish at making sandwiches, because I always put the filling on the outside. Aww, that's a shame - I'm happy to share my sandwiches with you. I'm nice like that.

Zachary is very amused at this Don't you laugh at me Zachary - they're full of nutrition.

Flawless?

Me too! Aww, you guys.

I don't, if that helps.

I'll try not to mention that this guy is old But look at his avatar - he's clearly bald Christian! Defenders of the Earth (Defenders)

He is Northern Irish, if that's a thing He teams with a brother - their surname's Blemiiiing Blemmo! Defenders of the Earth (Defenders)

Compared to the rest of us she's kind of young But if you diss Capaldi she'll rip out your tongue R4! Defenders of the Earth (Defenders)

She is a lady so she has no moustache She's kinda obsessed with Benedict Cumberbaaaatch RayRay! Defenders of the Earth (Defenders)

Master of magic, spells and illusion Enemies crumble in fear and confusion Mandrake! Defenders of the Earth (Defenders)

Well if you want to be treated like an adult, maybe you should start acting like one. Sorry, I accidentally went into 'Mum Mode' then.

pair of testicles

It's fine, just relax and let it all wash over you.

Also, if you cover it with jam that can help.

It can be difficult to swallow.

giggled, and pointed

I try to keep a firm grip on it, but sometimes it's just difficult to take it all in, you know?

a mirror whilst

ALRIGHT, STOP. Collaborate and listen.