Houdinia's Slave Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 I must post this information to the forum. It may be innocent but it looks suspicious. It appears that my mistress Houdinia may be a secret Tom Felton fan. All her posts about THE SERKIS could just be a smoke screen. The facts are these. Yesterday I was chauferring my mistress around after some shopping and although there were still some items she needed I was told to immediately go and get the food I needed for the meal I'd been instructed to cook her that night. Obviously I obeyed. I left my mistress in the car sleeping (she'd had a hard day shopping) while I went to do the shopping. But when I came back she was talking to a strange man. I discovered he was a make-up artist working on Harry Potter 3. Now its just supposition, but I suspect she's been getting details on her secret love i.e. Tom Felton. She probably knows all his make-up secrets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 ok. so i WAS talking to Ade. that means NOTHING. I just love to talk make-up. I can't help it if he's working with tom felton at the moment... everyone has their unlucky streaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacali Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 ok. so i WAS talking to Ade. that means NOTHING. I just love to talk make-up. I can't help it if he's working with tom felton at the moment... everyone has their unlucky streaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdinia's Slave Posted June 15, 2003 Author Share Posted June 15, 2003 ok. so i WAS talking to Ade. that means NOTHING. I just love to talk make-up. I can't help it if he's working with tom felton at the moment... everyone has their unlucky streaks It didn't look like nothing, it looked very detailed Ade left very quickly after I arrived but he did pass on a phone number !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 ok. so i WAS talking to Ade. that means NOTHING. I just love to talk make-up. I can't help it if he's working with tom felton at the moment... everyone has their unlucky streaks It didn't look like nothing, it looked very detailed Ade left very quickly after I arrived but he did pass on a phone number !!!! ffs... i am SO gonna get a hard time for this. do you know how much a T-FACer will pay for that kind of access to tom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted June 15, 2003 Moderators Share Posted June 15, 2003 Houdinia and Tom?! that's just DIRTY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Houdinia and Tom?! that's just DIRTY! Hey! don't go there! i was chatting to Ade not tom... i ignored tom lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted June 15, 2003 Moderators Share Posted June 15, 2003 Lol yeh yeh yeh, Houdinia and Tommy up a tree lol sorry, of course not, u never would ur an !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest foilism Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 (edited) bla bla bla Edited June 15, 2003 by foilism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted June 15, 2003 Moderators Share Posted June 15, 2003 IF U DONT LIKE WHAT WE'RE SAYING, DONT POST! GRRRRRR u'll get ur ass kicked if ur not careful mister! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest foilism Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 ok, i hought you are nice people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooty_fruity Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 u wont kick his ass david, ur 2 soft, dont get gollum 2 do it either cos shes on this whole being nice thing! Kirsty xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted June 15, 2003 Moderators Share Posted June 15, 2003 Oh, we are, I was just trying to liven things up so u werent bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 do you know how much a T-FACer will pay for that kind of access to tom? pay?!?! i wud kill for that kinda ccess to tom.........!!!!!!! *ahem* i mean........ im perfectly normal really!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted June 15, 2003 Moderators Share Posted June 15, 2003 Uh oh .. Dracosb1tch is on a killing spree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 bla bla bla i smell an alias and we're not bulls***ting btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 do you know how much a T-FACer will pay for that kind of access to tom? pay?!?! i wud kill for that kinda ccess to tom.........!!!!!!! *ahem* i mean........ im perfectly normal really!! i'll settle for a slap-up dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Uh oh .. Dracosb1tch is on a killing spree i dont kill people david!!!!! just hurt tham a bit............. but i wudnt hurt houdina!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 hmmmm it cud b arranged.............. if i wud get tom out of it some how!!!!!! we were atlking about this earlier..... the tv show "id do anything" or summat............ teehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted June 15, 2003 Moderators Share Posted June 15, 2003 Does that mean u'd hurt me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 me??????? i wudnt hurt a fly!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 okay that kinda contradicts itself........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted June 15, 2003 Moderators Share Posted June 15, 2003 Hmm, still .. think i'll be nice to u so u dont hurt me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmooz Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 goodgood - people being nice to me is cool, i can live with that!! i need to have people being nice to be seeing as i am suffereing from "just finished DofE practice expedition syndrome", the symptoms of which are: back ache, shoulder ache, neck ache, head ahce, sun burn, heat rash, heat stroke, cuts, bruises, stings, bites, rashes, snezing and general moaning! take pity..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacali Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 well 1st of all @ suz *sticks tongue out* im soooooo guna get u back 4 bein mean 2 me!!!! and 2nd of all @ Hou: if i mention the serkis or sumat on mastermind will u hook me up wit tom? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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