tooty_fruity Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 It's simple really, you leave me your details, i match you up with someone like yourself. heres what i need to know! Name Age Prefered sex (Yes please/no thanks, not an option) A bit about yourself What your looking for A contact detail Thank you, now sit back and watch the dates roll in Kirsty xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 (edited) single 29 year old Milton Keynes woman seeks local man who like cinema, magic and giggles... no... scrub that... MK SERKISWHORE seeks THE SERKIS for SERKISPORN yahoo: serkiswhore Edited June 11, 2003 by houdinia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted June 10, 2003 Moderators Share Posted June 10, 2003 OK Tooty, ya wanted it filled in ... lol .. shudnt have asked ya kno! ... Name: David Bedwell Age: 20, 21 in January 2004, on 20th January .. remember the date, cuz I DO expect presents from people, or else I'll kick ur asses, cry, or just .. ya know, get over it! Prefered sex : You're not letting me put YES PLEASE? Damnit, umm well I would like a woman, if that's possible, thanks lol And wud I like sex with her? Depends if she's nice, duh! A bit about yourself: I currently go to university in Stoke On Trent, studying a Film, Television and Radio Studies degree. I will be in my final year when I go back in September. I enjoy Scriptwriting, story writing, writing poems, chattin 2 ppl online (nice people), umm Buffy, Friends, X Files, Scrubs, Angel, Dark Angel, Horror movies, and Mr Bean lol I spend too much time online, I'm extremely lazy but to be honest if they're gonna gimme so much time off uni then what the hell do they expect me to do? Ermm, I'm probably supposed to say good stuff about myself aint I? lol .. I'm only doin this to be nice n take part. Umm I'm a very shy guy in person, I dont deal with new people well unless they're nice n stuff, and deal with my shyness alright. Once I get comfortable with u, I think I have a crazy sense of humour, I'm extremely weird but I'm pretty nice under all that lol Ya didnt say write an essay did ya? Ooops. What your looking for: A woman? Didn't I already say that. Age doesn't really matter, as long as they're nice and I get on with them lol Umm looks don't matter either really although obviously I'm not gonna complain if they're good looking am I? duh! I'm not a paedophile so I don't go for kids .. and I don't go for old grannies either so PLEASE try and find a happy medium! As long as they're got similar interests/personality to me then I'm willing to try. And ya can tell I've got nothing better to do 2nite cant ya? Lol .. although technically I AM already Houdinia's so u'll have to arrange what day of the week u can have me. Not bothered where ya live, my ex was in America so any1 in this country works for me lol And I always say ... if ur gonna do something, do it good! :) So .. I wrote in detail for this lol Please dont take this as desperation cuz it aint, just thought I'd play along so there! :-P And, one final thing .. don't worry, I don't have a SERKISPORN obsession, so if ur looking for a SERKIS-FREE relationship, I'm ur man I'll leave THE SERKIS up to TSR! A contact detail: Well, I aint giving my home address lol umm AOL: DavidB6937 (DavidB6937@aol.com) ... MSN: db6937@hotmail.com ... YAHOO: DavidB6937 ... please dont send me crap, either be nice or leave me alone lol p.s. HOUDINIA IS LOVELY!!! and I have a pic if u want it, but I look like s*** so sorry if ur shallow and just want a good lookin guy, I aint for u peeps! I'm like a box: Fragile, handle with care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidSimons Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Name: David Age: One year older than last year Prefered sex (Yes please/no thanks, not an option): For sex I mainly prefer living people A bit about yourself: My belly button fluff has an interesting bluey green colour What your looking for: Someone with matching belly buttons. A contact detail: simonsd@msn.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Name: Joel Age: 19(for now) Prefered sex: well, we always prefer sex to, say...... torture involving red hot nails and switchblades... okay, MOST of us prefer sex to torture with red hot nails and switchblades A bit about yourself: i'm a nerd, thats why i'm here, you know you love it;) What your looking for: I dont know, i was told to do this, but not why to do this;) A contact detail: you'll prolly see me at the picknic, look for the guys thats slightly out of place That good enough tooty? i'll take that one please. where do i sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parasite Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 i can see this turning into a auction at the picknic , "Buy your Showmaster slave here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 i can see this turning into a auction at the picknic , "Buy your Showmaster slave here!" well you did miss one small detail... you contact info? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parasite Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 i can see this turning into a auction at the picknic , "Buy your Showmaster slave here!" well you did miss one small detail... you contact info? its all on my profile, stop being lazy:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Sorry no one here my type so far lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohan Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ah god how payhetic is this? lol, only joking and if anyone wants to chat to me then my msn addy is antbohan@hotmail.com I couldn't be spam with all those details! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Oddly enough Bohan you sound like my type lol do ya fancy a date, you got to make up for scaring me with the Elephant Man thing? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiana Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 OK Tooty, ya wanted it filled in ... lol .. shudnt have asked ya kno! ... Name: David Bedwell Age: 20, 21 in January 2004, on 20th January .. remember the date, cuz I DO expect presents from people, or else I'll kick ur asses, cry, or just .. ya know, get over it! Oi 20th January is MY Birthday, and I had it first! Go find another birthday! lol Obi-Wan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 is that an advert Obi-wan if so i'll take 2 please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiana Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 is that an advert Obi-wan if so i'll take 2 please Eh? What? Huh? Obi-Wan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooty_fruity Posted June 11, 2003 Author Share Posted June 11, 2003 Parasite159 meet Houdinia 1874! (yahoo) Houdinia i think ur bending the rules a bit, u can only have one so lets go with parasite considering the obi-jacali factor and all! Bohan, u can expect 2 stay on the shelf with that attitude, anyone see anyone else they like and let me know! Kirsty xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Parasite159 meet Houdinia 1874! (yahoo)Houdinia i think ur bending the rules a bit, u can only have one so lets go with parasite considering the obi-jacali factor and all! Bohan, u can expect 2 stay on the shelf with that attitude, anyone see anyone else they like and let me know! Kirsty xx cool! but yahoo now changed to <serkiswhore> due to straightjacket obsessed pervert hassling me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 holy cow! no way!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiana Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 What? and...are cows really holy? Obi-Wan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Yoda Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Name Yoda Age 903 Prefered sex (Yes please/no thanks, not an option) Salquadish A bit about yourself Teach Jedi I do, for many years. Strong am I with the Force. What your looking for Companion, no taller than a womprat can she be A contact detail Coruscant Jedi Temple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 ffs! will somebody please tell me what the F*CK is going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Yoda Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Much anger in you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 not anger... confusion. come on yoda help me out here. you're supposed to be a jedi master. what's going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Yoda Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 not anger... confusion. come on yoda help me out here. you're supposed to be a jedi master. what's going on? clouded the future is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 thanks for that master yoda. that's really helpful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiana Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Useless Yoda is! lol Obi-Wan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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