bewarethepossums Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 (edited) An Unfortunate Proposition “For goodness’ sake, Alice, stop that!†Glaring at her in the rear view mirror didn’t seem to help at all, considering I had been doing so for the last three minutes to no avail. It made me feel better though (less inclined to rip out her annoying little brain) so I continued as I pulled into the familiar parking lot of Forks High. Flashing me a sly smirk, so did she. It was times like this when I realised how much of a curse my so called “gift†of mind reading really was (despite the fact that it sometimes came in useful, what with Emmett’s frequent attempts to secretly reupholster the inside of my Volvo with fluffy, pink seat covers and matching dice). “You know I hate that song. It’s a disgraceful and lewd generalisation, and I don’t approve of women being referred to in that way. Besides, he can’t even carry a tune!†Noticing the nonplussed expressions reflected across the features of the others, besides Rosalie, who rolled her eyes superciliously and started out of the window, I added, “Alice is hiding something again, and she’s singing that truly terrible song in her head, the one from the radio yesterday.†Naturally, Emmett laughed and joined in, so I made a mental note never to let him choose the radio station again. Ever. Unfortunately for me, it wasn’t long until I found out for myself just what Alice had predicted. It had been two months since we moved back to Forks, and to be honest, people still hadn’t gotten over the novelty of five brand new faces to gawp at. Today was no different, especially after we had been away hunting for the majority of the week before. So as we made our way across the crowded car park, my mind was assaulted by dozens of others, filled with thoughts of “Cullen†this and “Cullen†that. Alice’s signing suddenly didn’t seem so annoying. All I could do was screw up my eyes and try to let the barrage of thoughts wash over me, thinking that if I were human, I would definitely have a migraine by now. Then again, if I were human, I wouldn’t be condemned to this soulless eternity. Perhaps if I had actually been listening to some of the trivial whining, I wouldn’t have been caught as completely off guard. I would have had a chance to escape. But as it was, I was entirely flummoxed when a hand tapped me on the shoulder, just as the bell rang to signal the end of Physics class. Once I was paying attention, her thoughts screamed at me so loudly I was amazed I hadn’t noticed before. My stomach immediately lurched in horror as I realised who it was, what she wanted, and that there was nowhere to run. With enormous effort, I managed to school my features into something that less resembled disgust, before I turned around to face Jessica Stanley. I was going to kill Alice. Jade Hill Age 17 Edited February 1, 2009 by bewarethepossums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators krisieeh Posted February 1, 2009 Moderators Share Posted February 1, 2009 hehehee, alice's singing nicely written! i like ittt. xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimmykins Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 lol, Jessica Stanley. Oh dear. So, that's how he reacted... Very well written, I liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bewarethepossums Posted February 1, 2009 Author Share Posted February 1, 2009 Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeahBlack. Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Hahaha. This made me laugh Nicely written. I loved it! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingStar Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 YAYY JADE! I love it =] Abi x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bewarethepossums Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 YAY! Glad people like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelicbella Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 HAHAHAHAHA! Oh that was so entertaining, I THOUGHT that it was the day of Bella's arrival, then I read the ending, that was good, loved it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibLob-x Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Loved it! Haven't laughed so hard in ages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlistara Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Didn´t expect it to be anything less than AWESOME! Good job, Jade! Very well written and a fun turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanne marie barden Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 That is totally made of win, Jade - you seriously rock!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bewarethepossums Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Aww, love you guys . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie.rawr Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 This made me giggle :) Well written hun! x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bewarethepossums Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 This made me giggle :) Well written hun! x Hurrah, success!!! Thanks x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xVickyCullenx Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Hehe, the pink fluffy dice bit made me laugh so much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timpe Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Just brilliant - I loved it and it made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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