Melde_Amy Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 I was thinking we really need a thread to record all the cute and funny things the hobbits say in interviews and stuff like that, coz lets face it they do say cute and funny things a lot. Some of my faves to get the ball rolling "How many time Elijah you can double tig on a tag" Billy The jealousy I feel twards Orlando Bloom exists on many levels.." Sean If you cut off your arm instead of going 'spurt, spurt, spurt' wouldn't it, like, go nuts? Or would it go with the beat of your heart? Elijah age 13 "I imagine that all the hobbit mothers pretend to be annoyed by him, but really like him!" - Dom on Merry I don't think I know anything sexual in elvish. - Elijah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fadagaski Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Oh yay! Hobbit fun stuff! ... Can I just put in the entire first half of the FOTR EE DVD? No? Damn. Okay, please excuse all misquotations in the following passage: "The sweat was pouring off him, and he was going all pale, I thought he was going to faint at one point. Everyone's gathering around thinking it's really serious. So they take his foot off, and Dom's like, 'Lij, Sean, you have to see this, it's going to be a massive splinter'. They take it out and it's this tiny splinter! So every time he'd get a bit, y'know, worried, and start sweating I'd be, 'You alright? Is it a splinter?' and he'd be 'Grrrr'." - Billy, describing Dom's tragic accident at the Buckberry Ferry. "It must've been made of something like titanium." Dom, on his tragic accident at the Buckberry Ferry. They crack me up. ~fadagaski~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathyvicki Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 'It was pressure gas!' Elijah 'It blew a parting in my hair!' Billy So funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elanor_the_Fair Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 "Bring the partridge!!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaramelRose Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 "You can see the wildness in his eyes. He's goes slightly mental. Somethign kinda clicks *clicks*" Elijah on Viggo "No... that was Lord of the Flies" "Oh... so what were you in?" "Lord of the RINGS." "Original. So they think they can change one word and its going to be a hit?" - Elijah having an Interview with Jiminy Glick "It was like... the size of... a house!" Dom on his splinter "I was fascinated by your blood clot." Elijah on Sean's injury! I'll post again when I remember some more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaramelRose Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Few more Elijah quotes from the Glick interview "They had children in your bum-bum?" "Barry Levinson dewrote..." "Dewrote?" "What?" "See this is going back to... had you gone to real school you would realise that dewroting... its not something... its not a real word." "Its fictional!" *Elijah is laughing insanely!!!!* "Its directing. You see you sit there by yourself, you can't cheat from anyone..." "Noooo...!" "I wouldn't have graduated had I not cheated. And lied. I bet the prom was tough. What do you do? You get in a limo and just circle the block?" *Elijah bursts out laughing again." "Ahh... dewroting... I love your innocence." Elijah is in the purple - but its Jiminy glick's words that are so funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanPixie Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 'It was pressure gas!' Elijah'It blew a parting in my hair!' Billy That's one of my favorites! "Translation, it blew a part in his hair." - Sean "No, part-ING, part-ING. Part is not funny." - Billy I could be on here for hours posting my fav quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elijahs_ladie Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 I know this is the wronf film, but "But why is the Rum gone??!!" lol!!!! i love pirates!! it completely cracks me up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elanor_the_Fair Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 "Done and Done!" - Dom. "I love red wine!" - Elijah on Bk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fadagaski Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 (edited) Not from the films, but from TTT on Sunday. 'Hi Billy, It's Viggo. I err I was out shooting wild boar and I caught one and killed it and I stuffed it and I cooked it with some fish and I drew it!' Dom's impression of Viggo. Would just like to apologise to Lawrence Makoare, because I keep spelling his name with a U instead of a W. Sorry! ~fadagaski~ Edited October 30, 2003 by fadagaski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathyvicki Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Billy 'And hes called me pissy legs ever since!' Dom 'Stupid Sam!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobbit_luva777 Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sooooooooooo damn many to choose from!!!!!! okies well i got a few from i think it was entertainment tonight clip: when asked to complete the following 'hobbits who play together....' Elijah replied '.......make sweet luv together!' ermm..... no comment! while dom replied '....play video games and dial up girls, who dont usually come around, so we play more video games.' - bless!!! ooooooooo and Billy and Dom in Fidels!!!! Dom: This is my 2nd breakfast! Billy: u see wot he's done there? hes brought the movie and life togetherrrrrrrr....... like this kumara and bacon togetherrrrrrrrrrrr...its like me and dom here togetherrrrrrrrrrrr..........but not like that.......just toegtherrrrrrrrr!!!!' i could watch that all day!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melde_Amy Posted October 30, 2003 Author Share Posted October 30, 2003 Dom: This is my 2nd breakfast! Billy: u see wot he's done there? hes brought the movie and life togetherrrrrrrr....... like this kumara and bacon togetherrrrrrrrrrrr...its like me and dom here togetherrrrrrrrrrrr..........but not like that.......just toegtherrrrrrrrr!!!!' i I love the way half way through that he realises that "me and dom together" sounds kinda gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fadagaski Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Dom: This is my 2nd breakfast! Billy: u see wot he's done there? hes brought the movie and life togetherrrrrrrr....... like this kumara and bacon togetherrrrrrrrrrrr...its like me and dom here togetherrrrrrrrrrrr..........but not like that.......just toegtherrrrrrrrr!!!!' i I love the way half way through that he realises that "me and dom together" sounds kinda gay. Yeah I love that. Speaking of which, what about the whole masking-tape-on-chest-hair affair they had after the game of pool. That was SOOO funny. Shame they bleeped the bad language, really. Of course, bad language brings me to the Gollum acceptance speech at the MTV Movie Awards 2003. I have that on my hard drive, and I watch it whenever school has p*ssed me off. ~fadagaski~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elanor_the_Fair Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Not from the films, but from TTT on Sunday. 'Hi Billy, It's Viggo. I err I was out shooting wild boar and I caught one and killed it and I stuffed it and I cooked it with some fish and I drew it!' Dom's impression of Viggo. Would just like to apologise to Lawrence Makoare, because I keep spelling his name with a U instead of a W. Sorry! ~fadagaski~ Omg, Dom's impression was sooooooooo funny!!! Ok this thread is completly cracking me up!!! Those guys are so funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathyvicki Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 I only properly heard this bit in Moria in FOTR after about the fifth time I saw it and I thought it was so funny Pippin: Are we lost? Merry: No Pippin: I think we are Merry: Shh! Gandalf's thinkin' Pippin: Merry? Merry: What? Pippin: I'm hungry I love those two!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fadagaski Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 TTT EE DVD. Merry: You're taller! Pippin: I've always been taller than you. Merry: You've done something. Pippin: *sheepish smile* ~fadagaski~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fadagaski Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Oh, thought of another one. FOTR EE DVD Cast Commentary. Sean: You know, I get people coming up to me all the time at signings, asking if your eyes are digitally enhanced. Lij: I know, I get asked that too, far too many times. Sean: Yeah, but they also ask if your eyes are made bigger. Lij: Yeah, well. I carry around my own pocket-sized digital enhancer. Heehee. Filled to the brim with misquotes, but the gist is there! ~fadagaski~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomi-noo Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 :) i love those quotes......... "how many times do we have to tell u elijah, you can't double tig a tag" i know i has been said but it makes me giggle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaramelRose Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 :) i love those quotes......... "how many times do we have to tell u elijah, you can't double tig a tag" i know i has been said but it makes me giggle! Lol! It is a good one that! Orlando Quote [about on-screen kissing] - "To Tounge or not to Tounge?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melde_Amy Posted October 31, 2003 Author Share Posted October 31, 2003 Sean: You know, I get people coming up to me all the time at signings, asking if your eyes are digitally enhanced.Lij: I know, I get asked that too, far too many times. Sean: Yeah, but they also ask if your eyes are made bigger. Lij: Yeah, well. I carry around my own pocket-sized digital enhancer. Dom "yeah coz you actually are quite cross eye. Not at all flim star ish" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaramelRose Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Sean: You know, I get people coming up to me all the time at signings, asking if your eyes are digitally enhanced.Lij: I know, I get asked that too, far too many times. Sean: Yeah, but they also ask if your eyes are made bigger. Lij: Yeah, well. I carry around my own pocket-sized digital enhancer. Dom "yeah coz you actually are quite cross eye. Not at all flim star ish" LOL! That was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffyDoll Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Hmmm...ive heard that before....where is it from?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elanor_the_Fair Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Hehehe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steff Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 On playing Tig, a fake game they made up to fool Elijah (from FOTR DVD cast commentary): "So we would play. The three of us [Dom, Sean and Billy] were constantly getting it right. Every time. Elijah tried a new way of tigging someone, we'd say "No Elijah, you can't tig on a tog" "You can't tag on a tig" "You have to do an elephant impression if you're gonna tig Billy and if Billy's going to tig you back you have to get on your knees and take your trousers down... and for like three weeks he [Elijah] was saying how much he enjoyed playing Tig." bless lij! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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