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Tell me what your favourite lines are from Lord of The rings, or come to think of it any film.

 

My favourite are:

 

"They have a cave troll" - Boromir - FOTR

"We're coming on this quest thing - where are we going" - Pippin FOTR

 

I'll let you know of when I have thought of other, my brain has suddenly gone dead.

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'Lets hunt some Orc' has got to be a contender

 

As for other films

'Guaranteed to jack you up' from The Faculty is a good one and so is 'Can I wash my winkie in your sinkie?', from Little Nicky (I dont know what it is about that film but its sooo funny!)

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I think Gimli has some of the best lines in TTT.

 

'Toss me......don't tell the elf'

'I hate cross country, Dwarves are good at short distances, leathel at sprinting'

 

I cant wait to get TTT dvd cos apparently Merry and Pippin have loads more scences that will be on the extended version and they are supposed to be really funny.

 

Kirsty xx

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"Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women" - Quint from Jaws

 

"We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Brody from Jaws

 

Dr Rumack (Leslie Nielsen) "We've got to get this man to a hospital" - Air Stewardess "What is it?" - Dr Rumack "It's a big building with lots of patients...but that's not important right now!" from Airplane!

 

"You can't kill the boogeyman" Tommy Doyle from Halloween.

 

" I met this six year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes...the devil's eyes" Dr Sam Loomis from Halloween.

 

" I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well seeing as this is a Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and could blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question 'Do I feel lucky?', Well do you...Punk?" Dirty Harry Callaghan from Dirty Harry.

 

"The boy is dangerous. They all sense it, why can't you?" Obi-Wan from Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace

 

These are all from memory so if I have misquoted I apologise.

 

Obi-Wan :yoda:

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the bit when THE SERKIS says "get your kit off love and brace yourself"...

 

... no, sorry that's something else :yoda:

Hey Houdinia

 

You saucy minx, I take it that line is from a private film you're working on (in your mind!). If only Andy could read the minds of TSR members.

 

The ultimate fav movie lines for me have to be the Gollum/Smeagol interaction - too much to write down though! :wub:

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Yes, the Gollum/Smeagol conversation was funny, I love Gollum, I think he's so sweet. I can't believe how obsessed i am with him. But he has got such an innocent side to him. Anyway's yeah your coming up with some good favourite lines, keep them coming.

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the bit when THE SERKIS says "get your kit off love and brace yourself"...

 

... no, sorry that's something else :rolleyes:

Hey Houdinia

 

You saucy minx, I take it that line is from a private film you're working on (in your mind!). If only Andy could read the minds of TSR members.

 

The ultimate fav movie lines for me have to be the Gollum/Smeagol interaction - too much to write down though! :angel:

You are indeed a mind reader :firedevil:

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My Fav lines:

 

Return of the Jedi - "You Rebel Scum" :firedevil:

 

Withnail & I: Jake the Poacher to Withnail & Marwood "I've been watching you", then to Withnail "especially you, prancing like a bosom!"

 

From Lord of the Rings it has to be "Let's hunt some orc"

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fave lines from Withnail & I,... volume I...

 

"you need workin' on boy"

 

"perfumed ponce!"

 

"Fork it!"

 

"we've come on holiday by mistake"

 

"we are multi-millionaires"

 

"even the ****'s on the site don't drink that"

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My 2 all time favourites are:

 

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War room!" - Dr Strangelove

"My God! It's a giant killer carrot!" - The Thing (From Another Planet) original version

 

and of course the Showmasters unofficial motto:

 

"It's not the age, it's the milage" - Raiders of the Lost Ark

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OK I'm really bad in that I always do this, but some of your LOTR quotes are wrong and I'm going to fix them!

 

@ Gollum1: "We're coming on this quest thing - where are we going" is supposed to be "you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission...quest...thing"..."great, where are we going?"

 

@ tooty_fruity: 'I hate cross country, Dwarves are good at short distances, leathel at sprinting' was actually "I'm wasted on crosscountry, we Dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances"

 

My fav lines would have to be

"we will not abandon Merry & Pippin to torment and death, not while we have strength left" - Aragorn FOTR

"it's talking Merry, the tree is talking!"..."don't talk to it Merry! Don't encourage it!" - Pippin TTT

"maybe Treebeard's right. We don't belong here Merry, it's so big for us...what can we do in the end?" - Pippin TTT

 

Pippin xx

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More from Withnail:

 

"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day"

 

"My thumbs have gone weird, I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose!"

 

"I have some extremely distressing news. we're out of wine. What do you inted to do about it?"

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Sorry about my mis quotes. i was trying to remember them off the top of my head. at least you understood what i meant. i have some more though, i'll try and be accurate.

 

Faramir: Who are you, his bodygaurd? (to sam)

Sam: No, his gardener!

 

Sam: He said don't you leave him Sam wise gamgee, and i don't intend to!

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lol i think pippin and sam hav the best lines in lotr i mean c'mon!

 

whats that?

this my friend is a pint.

it comes in pints? im gettin one!

 

i aint bin droppin no eaves, sir!

 

besides u need ppl with intelligence on this quest, mission.....thing!

 

great where r we goin?

 

wot about breakfast?

uve already had it

we've had one yes wot about 2nd breakfast!

i dont think he knows about 2nd breakfast

wot about elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, supper?

 

PO-TA-TOES!!!

 

lol!im gonna stop now before i get tooo carried away! :rolleyes:

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why r u wearin glasses?

o err reading

(funny face from tom here)

i didnt know u could read

 

thats just such a classic its just soo funny o yeah thats from COS lol just in case u didnt know

 

erm what else o yeah the last little speech in legally blonde its sad yet kinda encouragin at the same time

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yeh i like the " i didnt know you could read" one..i also like

 

"This is Crabbe and Goyle and Im Malfoy, Draco Malfoy.

Think my name's funny do you? No need to ask yours, red hair and a hand me down robe, you must be a Weasley! You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others Potter!"

 

actually i like any line where he spits the word "Potter" :angry:

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Quite something to live in fear isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.

 

 

I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate... All those moments... will be lost... in time... like... tears in the rain... Time to die...

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Christopher Walken (scary) :angry:

 

and the raven never flitting, still is sitting,

still is sitting on the pallid bust of Pallas,

just above my chamber door.

And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon who is dreaming,

and the lamplight o'er him streaming

sends his shadow 'cross the floor.

And my soul, from out that shadow

that lies floating on the floor

shall be lifted nevermore

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