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I had to watch a cow get put down. But not in the pleasant "put him to sleep" kinda way...

 

Ok, it's spelt: myxomatosis and it was an artificial virus created to wipe out the population of rabbits in New Zealand in Australia in the 1950's. Unfortunately it spread to the rest of the world wiping out populations of Rabbits that were needed. It is spread primarily by mosquitos.

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Rocking! I just had to call the police!! Ha ha, that was so much fun! *perches on the window sill to look out for them*

 

Learn to speak Chinese

 

Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing

Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King

You are not very bright - Yu So Dum

I got this for free - Ai No Pei

I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?

 

I am laughing so hard right now, tears in my eyes... ha ha ;)

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I'm always listening to Radio one, it's on in the office and I can never be bothered turning it off! have you heard any of those Flirt-Divert calls?

 

Hee I slid off the desk while trying to watch for the police. I got my foot stuck hee. I'm so stupid.

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Two blondes walk into a building...well you'd think one of them would have seen it coming XD

 

5 ) Improvise Italian operas.
I already do that and

 

7 ) Answer every question with a question.
that XD

 

I also chased one of the barmen across the staff carpark today because he threw a cork at me...didn't seem like an overreaction at the time XD

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