Hobbit_of_Dorsetshire

Prime Minister: "Sebastian, I'm going to Collectormania alone!" Sebastian: "Of course you are, dear - and I'm coming with you..."

After the hitch last time, details will re-checked with relevant parties... Watch this space...

"He'sssssssss mine! He came to me! And I musssssssssssssssssssn't let you have him!"

E-mail me at aragorn_uk27@hotmail.com with your details and I''ll send it Special Delivery if you like (allowing for our rubbish post system!)

Less than 10 squid...in hardback...

Available from a certain uber-mart beginning with "T"... (Supposedly released on April 7th)

"I Tried Everything" - Eurythmics (used on "The Sopranos" soundtrack...a stunner of a song...) "The Show Must Go On" - Queen That'll do for now...

System of a Down are playing a one-off small show (by their standards!) at London Astoria on Monday 4th April - a warm-up before the June tour (mostly sold out!) and their headline appearance at Download. The tickets are a bit pricey, but it will be a mental gig! As of 10.30, half the tickets have already gone - since 9am and with little advertising...so get in quick if you can! SOAD Tickets!

SHUT URRRRRRRP!!!!!!!! That's so like no way I am I doin that! I gotta babysit for Kelly coz she's out gettin off wiv Wayne and his dad is like well dodgy coz he got arrested for lookin at his neighbour's dog funny and my mates reckon he's doin it like but no-one saw nuffink! Perverrrrrrrrrrrt!!!

He is quite a character from what I've heard, so he should be an interesting guest! And try n check out the TV show if you can, either on DVD or it is sometimes shown on cable channels like Bravo.

Mr T played B.A. Baracus in the classic 1980s TV series "The A-Team". If you are a young 'un, ask your dad or your big bro - they'll know him alright! He was famous for outbursts of measured violence - both verbal and physical - and he was always arguing with "Mad" Murdoch, another member of the team who was a little eccentric to say the least...but a technical wizard... B.A. hated flying and was often drugged or knocked out when the guys had to fly on a mission! Back - Dwight Schultz as "Mad Murdoch" Front (l-r) - Dirk Benedict as "Templeton 'Faceman' Peck", George Peppard as "Hannibal Smith" (GP sadly died a few years ago), Mr T as "B.A. Baracus" Dirk and Dwight both appeared at Collectormania 6!

You got that, sucker?!

Just checking - at least I was when I last looked!

Just as a footnote - you know I am a guy right?

Separated at birth! Hyuk!

It all began because somebody one of the young ladies of the forum said before C4 that they had the best question for Elijah - "Will you go out on a date with me?" I laughed when I read that - a) not very original... I said "You'd be happy with just a DATE???? Why not ask him to marry you? I'm going to!" Some were horrified, others bemused, and some a mixture combined with laughing their heads off so me and a friend did all that crazy thread! In the end I didn't pop the question - although Elijah did confirm that in his opinion The Darkness rock!!! Maybe I'll ask him next time...

To witness the full horror... CLICK HERE!!!!

You did look at that old thread I posted a link to right? Just in case...

I wonder if he'd refuse to sign my DVD of "Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3"!!! Viggo gets nassssssteeeeee!!!

Come on - what would you lot give to see Elijah in a wedding dress? A fair few in that old thread seem to think he suits that kind of thing!

"What about you? Do you find it wisible? When I mention my fwiend...?" My favourite Python moment ever I think...

No I haven't seen that one - where can I find it?

One forum gal loved that picture so much she threatened to print it and ask Elijah to sign it at C4 - I don't know if she did though! My personal faves are the one of Frodo and Bilbo and the Sean one as Samwise Gummidge!