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Mel B

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  1. Someone say Scary? I'm dead Scary me Grrrrr I'm Mel B, Scary Spice.
  2. It should be the films of PatSY KenSIT. And the special guest should be Pats. I'll be her special handler fnerrrrr
  3. I think it should have more PatSY KenSIT and more lovely ladies.
  4. That were right bring that film I'd give it TWO outta TEN. I prefer LETHAL WEAPON 2 with the lovely PATSy KenSIT in it fnerrr Five knuckles outta five fer that fnerrrr
  5. Back to the Future 2? We call it Back to the Future POO round our place nerrrrrrr
  6. I think yer shud get PatSY KenSIT nerrrrr go on Pats I still got it
  7. Oooooo stop it yer dirty cow yer
  8. *ponders* Ooooo yer minge teasin b'stard yer
  9. I love it when you talk diiiirrrtttyyyy
  10. OOOooo I've fainted too I need MOUTH to MOUTH mmmmm
  11. Dont worry i'll come hold yer hand if yer like. We can get one of them private carraiges like, mmmmm
  12. Its FOOKIN great looks like a coupla lezzers, mmmm
  13. Oooh thats a nasty cough yer wanna get that seen too, yer could end up in...bed...actually its not that bad
  14. OOOooo this one makes me all WET
  15. Yer still got it sarah, I say yer still got it. Yer never lost it.
  16. I dont hate cats. In fact I like a nice spam. I still got it.
  17. Ooo you line stealing b'stard yer. I were goona say that. I fookin hate fireworks too
  18. I'll take on the lot of yer. Yer minge teasin bastards yer. I've still got it fnarrrrr
  19. Oooo Patsy in Eight Wonder. She makes me feel rude.
  20. Ooooo I'll be boppin' round me handBAG, lookin' at all the loverlee laDEES. I've still got it, I've still got it.
  21. Ooo I 'ope she dont spin her 'ed round and PUKE everywhere, can't stand PUKE everywhere.
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