Elrond

I think I know the picture that BB means. Hang on and I'll go get it for her.

I see you two have plans for London. I have decided to go myself and a mate of mine, Carl is coming too. We can meet you in the queue before it opens and give you the spare two tickets if that's alright. What hotel are you staying in, if you're close enough to us we could share a taxi.

I'm back to work now then. I'll have to wait now until Monday to send you the tickets. Sorry that I missed Billy Bird. May see you soon.

That's alright. If I go, I can still buy a ticket at the door and you two can supply me with drinks for the rest of the day. Will it be ok with Billy Bird? Do you want the hotel room aswell?

As I said before, my mate works there so gets a certain amount of tickets anyway. I could send them to you or Billy Bird if you want them. If they are no good, nothings lost anyway. Where should I send them?

My mate gave them to me. You can have them to get in then you won't need to pay at the door. I had some last year and they worked ok. Are you and Billy Bird going for sure?

Sorry, can't stay, extended lunch. Just to say after talking to my mate yesterday, he believes talks are on between the London Con and Sean Astin. So does that mean that you guys want these tickets of mine and the hotel room. It may be that I won't come myself as I already Sean Astin's autograph and can't afford to come just to see you guys. I will need the room however if Elijah Wood comes over. I'll come back here on Monday lunch to check. Just leave a message if you want the tickets.

Looks like I've been reading too many of her posts. Can you text her to tell her I'm here. I don't think I can stay much longer as the boss seems to be hovering and giving me the evil eye. The computers here are not really for public use. If not, tell her I'm sorry for any offence and perhaps will see her here next week if I am lucky. Thanks mate.

Now look. She can't possibly like the first pic, and in the last one, his wife looks rather hot. I'm not commenting on pic no. 2 but the look in the weird guy's eyes? Yuck.

I'm leaving messages all over the place. Why the hell are the cute ones always married or in love with some Billy type or something?

Well then. Perhaps BB would like to Sh** the elf who Sh***ed the elf????

D'you think I'm getting the old 'heave ho'? Well I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. She did tell me she was married after all. But then I get the idea she'd dump the husband for Sean or Billy and I was hoping....... Do you think we could still be friends?

FAT GAY MARRIED WITH KIDS I AM NONE OF THE ABOVE.

By friend, d'ya mean BB or Kilteus?

Eh..... What can I say? I am an elf, babe.

GTB. Yes, of course I'm making a serious offer. Have family room for one at the minute. Just get the girls to agree and the room's paid for and ours! Kilteus: Is BB coming back soon and do you have her mobile no? I'm sure she won't mind if you give it to me.

Righto. Thanks. Me put up my photo for all to see? I'll need to be a bit braver before I do something stupid like that. Now for some BB Bribery and Corruption. Sorry. I rest my case.

Hi Guys. Just got 15 minutes whilst I'm on my break. Now this looks like it's turned into a chat up thread so I suppose I may as well join in. Now, I have hotel booked, 5 minutes away from LFACC and three spare places. Now I guess that's one for BB, one for Kilty and one for GTB. Problems is, one is a double bed so could leave that to be fought over. And the first one to say they want the tickets gets them. (But BB gets first refusal, get it?) See you guys later, around 12.00 hopefully.

Off now. See you tomorrow. Bye.

Scavenging sounds more like fun. I'd bribe you for her address and phone no. but her hubby may not like it.

Good luck Ash.

Thanks. Hey, how do I post pics on here. Copy and paste won't work. I'm gonna bribe her.

Well at least then she'll be talking/shouting to me. Better than nothing I guess. Stupid Fat Hobbit!

No. Can't get back later. I'm using the company's computer, don't have internet at home. Just tell her I'll be here tomorrow 12-1. Or thereabouts. Thanks Mate.

Ah. Then someone else may have bribed me for the tickets. I don't want paying for them by the way - they are already paid for - my mates don't deserve their money back. It's quite simple, get BB to accompany you and you can all have the tickets free. How about that?