Elrond

Whoops!

Ha ha. The things people find out. Resusitation Billy Bird? Please! Love to you all.

Ah Yes. Gandalf's a poof. Didn't you know?

A plea from a damsel in distress? I will write them down and try later. Though a certain B should know the answer to number 9. xxD

Ah right. And why am I not surprised to find this? And look, shock, horror, who is honorary guest number one? Sweet as a nut eh? Ah well, so more competition. And yet more for my friend B. His fair maiden requires an elf to play with? Now, what a dilemma, to tell the Scottish Guy or not to tell the Scottish Guy, that is the question. Wonder if I have any Daisy photos around here somewhere? Ha ha. xx D

What do you mean? Billy's doing something for free? What's he after? (sorry mate, joke!!! )

Tuggle Huggle. And there are many paths to tread. (throws up). Sorry Billy. x D

Tug Hug *Jumps up and down frantically in mad exitement* COMES FROM THE GREEN DRAGON! HEY!

Tug Tag Tig *Stamps Foot* Ye can drink 'em by the flagon' *Jumps* xx D

Mine Too!!! 'Tiggety Taggety Tog. ' As the one we drink in our home town.

Tuggle. You can drink the whole town dry!

'Twit Twoo'

Oh no! Stupid, stupid me. It is I who is female, not you. I got confused over the length of our hair and fighting skills do you see? (Sorry, I am not used to being female, most confusing). 'Ah! Help! A nasty spider has landed on my strawberry!' (So you are paying for our American trip? Most generous of you my Goth one. )

? Verrrrry Random

Why are you brandishing your sword, my fair Goth Maiden? There is nobody there. Sauron is but a figment of your imagination, he does not exist my dearest. Put down your sword, let us share these strawberries together, hmmm, this one looks nice and juicy. (Moving? Going somewhere nice? B wants July to move too, to Scotland! But I don't think she believes him. How about you? Fancy a nice trip to USA some time?) xx D

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OK 'Sauron'. You were never included in this here role play and you certainly are not Sauron (though may I suggest that due to your arrogant and disrespectful nature, that you take up residence in Mordor) so I suggest you 'do one'. You dare say 'ner' to my gal and yer asking fer it 'mate'. So as I suggested, take yourself to hell and from now on, your posts will simply be ignored. I take it my fellow ringers will agree? JaY(Gears?!?) Where have you been babe? Good to see you back. Hope to be seeing you very soon. Tschus. xxxxxxxD. As Eowyn hides resolutely behind her knight in shining armour, whilst eating strawberries provided by the heroic Samwise the Brave.

I can do just what the hell I want. As you say, it is a role play. So may I politely suggest that you leave us people alone and GO TO HELL. Cheers Mate. D.

I am the ghost of Samwise the Brave and I kick ass. (Kills Sauron with a poisonous mushroom and resurects the rest of the brave fellowship and Bill the Pony with one hug!) That was fun.

And what makes you think I dont already have one? Mwahahaha.

Grima Wormtongue for number 5.

...... and the first one must be Cave Trolls.

I am here. What is it you would want with me?