Gandalf the Black Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 *still in Rivendell* Wonder what's happening? *sends mega telepathic wave to all forces of good in middle-earth* Anyone at all interested in a raid against annoying little wraith git? (gtb the wraith king didn't get this by the way so don't pretend you did cos you got no brain!!and are evil) err, if i got no brain...HOW THE FREAKING HELL ARE YOU ABLE TO GIVE ME FREAKING MIGRAINES YOU PATHETIC LADYBOY?!?!?!? *ahem* so, lurtzy, when do you want to raid rivendell? oh, by the way!!! I'VE GOT MY BODY BACK!!! Witchyking was able to help me, so elves can NEVER defeat us!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *to wraith king* You were vapour when this was sent,moron!!! AND YOU ARE EVIL!!!!! (as you are so fond of telling peeps READ THE POSTS In FULL please!!!!) i may be EVIL but hey!!! you have a link with me ladyboy....your telepathy goes automatically to my head!!! and i never said anything about NOT being vapour when you sent it... just that i've got my body back NOW!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Black Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 What's going on now, then?? Eomer, I hope I dson't do anything that'll hurt you, my baby, but you see this nice wraithking here has promised us Middle-Earth domination if we do something for him............ I don't understand! Lurtzy what's going on? What deal? Rule Middle Earth? So very, very confused! *Falls off Horse in Confusion* err... *worried* eomer.... your big lurtzy's gonna help me kill elrond ladylord, or at least release me from her spell of friendship rings - and then i'll help you both rule middle earth together. at least, for the rest of your lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 The thing is, wraithking - if I actually kill the Lady Elrond, will that not rather offend her dear daughter, the Lady Arwen? And once she found out it was you that sent me to do the deed, will that not abolish any chances that you may have with her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Black Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 (edited) The thing is, wraithking - if I actually kill the Lady Elrond, will that not rather offend her dear daughter, the Lady Arwen? And once she found out it was you that sent me to do the deed, will that not abolish any chances that you may have with her? nah....elrond's a total git anyway!!! btw...i only call him/her 'lady' as an insult really....like PONCE LADYBOY and anything else i've said to him/her and hey, us wraiths are COLD!!!! even if arwen ain't willin....once you guys get all middle earth it won't really matter!!! though if you do leave elrond alive make sure its only just about....s/he needs to be so weak that i can throw off the power of the ring!!!! and anyway....only a good guy would let the enemy find out so easily.... Edited April 29, 2004 by Gandalf the Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Oh - I always thought Elrond really was a Lady I'VE JUST SEEN YOUR SIG!!!!!!! Really wraithy boy, are you sure that you aren't just saying all these nice things so that I bend to your will? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Black Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Oh - I always thought Elrond really was a Lady I'VE JUST SEEN YOUR SIG!!!!!!! Really wraithy boy, are you sure that you aren't just saying all these nice things so that I bend to your will? well, elrond is played here by a girly....someone who lives just about 20 minite drive from me!!! hey, is it workin? you bendin, big boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiondra Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 (edited) The thing is, wraithking - if I actually kill the Lady Elrond, will that not rather offend her dear daughter, the Lady Arwen? And once she found out it was you that sent me to do the deed, will that not abolish any chances that you may have with her? Good point!! oh anyway wraithy dear if you kill me will not the grief of my daughter caus her to die of sorrow?? Esp since in order too get her you'll have have to kill Aragon too!!! Oh and Elven magic follows us til we die so you'll have to kill me if you want that release you're always screaming about!!! Also another point since you don't have telepathic powers, the link is only operated by me and you can't evesdrop on private communications with others!!! I however can spy on you whenever I wish it and you'll not even be aware of my presence!!! HAHA Edited April 29, 2004 by Fiondra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Black Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 The thing is, wraithking - if I actually kill the Lady Elrond, will that not rather offend her dear daughter, the Lady Arwen? And once she found out it was you that sent me to do the deed, will that not abolish any chances that you may have with her? Good point!! oh any wraithy dear if you kill me will not the grief of my daughter caus her to die of sorrow?? Esp since in order too get her you'll have have to kill Aragon too!!! Oh and Elven magic follows us til we die so you'll have to kill me if you want that release you're always screaming about!!! Also another point since you don't have telepathic powers, the link is only operated by me and you can't evesdrop on private communications with others!!! I however can spy on you whenever I wish it and you'll not even be aware of my presence!!! HAHA lurtzy KILL THAT LADY ELF!!!! i'll take my chances that arwen will still care....i'm doin this for her, y'know i mean, she'd rather be with a free wraith....she doesn't want daddy playin pervert, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiondra Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 lurtzy KILL THAT LADY ELF!!!! i'll take my chances that arwen will still care....i'm doin this for her, y'know i mean, she'd rather be with a free wraith....she doesn't want daddy playin pervert, right? Oh please!!! you'd be dead before you'd even get near her!!! She's still got that lovely young Aragon looking after her hasn't she?... oh and he can kill your precious Lurtzy!! (ok, enough slagging, let's try to get back to a sort of story PLEASE!!!!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Black Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 lurtzy KILL THAT LADY ELF!!!! i'll take my chances that arwen will still care....i'm doin this for her, y'know i mean, she'd rather be with a free wraith....she doesn't want daddy playin pervert, right? Oh please!!! you'd be dead before you'd even get near her!!! She's still got that lovely young Aragon looking after her hasn't she?... oh and he can kill your precious Lurtzy!! (ok, enough slagging, let's try to get back to a sort of story PLEASE!!!!!!!) aragorn smaragorn, he can't beat a wraith and WHAT story?!? *looks confused with ladyboy's mind....and questions her mental stability* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiondra Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 *sits in Rivendell dreaming of the war to come* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Black Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 okelay dokelay which side am i again?? the powers of two rings are tearing against one another!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Story?? We're in a story??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaY (Gears?!?) Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Story?? We're in a story??? *Still on floor* Story? This isn't real? I'm not real? I feel dizzy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Black Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 hey guys RE-FREAKING-LAX!!!!! of course we're freaking real!!!! at least, I'M real.... never seen any evidence of the rest of you existing necessarily.... *looks confused* i should never have done philosophy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**Little Miss Brandybuck** Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Well where has everyone gone......no Frodo.....no Merry.......no Leggy....... no Sam.......no anyone Thought I'd make an appearance anyway *glances in door* *runs out again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiondra Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 *smiles at causing confusion in enemies* *gets bored and decides to venture out of Rivendell and go see if he can find any other hobbits, apart from Bilbo who is always asleep these days!!!* (cos noone is playing him yet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inos Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 *zaps thread back to the top* aaaaah, that's better.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 What's a 'thread'?? *rubs uruk-head in confusion* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaY (Gears?!?) Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 *Still on Floor ~ Which is surprisingly comfortable* Thread? You sew with it. *Shifts to lie down* Think I'll have a nap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Mind if I sleep with you, lover-lover? *lays down beside Eomer on hard ground a little too quickly* *causes mini earthquake* OUCH!! *large lump starts to appear on head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaY (Gears?!?) Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 *Kisses it better* *Snuggles close* Mmmm I'm Sleepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilteus Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 *happy sigh* *closes eyes* *hears elves approaching* *wakes up* WHO GOES THERE??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inos Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 (edited) oh! dammit! think they heard me too! *runs away* Edited May 4, 2004 by inos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brave hobbit Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 *stop's infront of inos* So where are you goin?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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