JaY (Gears?!?) Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 Ha! Sauron take that! *pokes him in big disembodied eye* I'm not in the Fellowship so you didn't kill me! And you can't kill me cos I'm Faramir! So nerr! And I have a chainsaw and a lightsaber and also, I can call in an air-strike from the Strike Eagles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrond Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 OK 'Sauron'. You were never included in this here role play and you certainly are not Sauron (though may I suggest that due to your arrogant and disrespectful nature, that you take up residence in Mordor) so I suggest you 'do one'. You dare say 'ner' to my gal and yer asking fer it 'mate'. So as I suggested, take yourself to hell and from now on, your posts will simply be ignored. I take it my fellow ringers will agree? JaY(Gears?!?) Where have you been babe? Good to see you back. Hope to be seeing you very soon. Tschus. xxxxxxxD. As Eowyn hides resolutely behind her knight in shining armour, whilst eating strawberries provided by the heroic Samwise the Brave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaY (Gears?!?) Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 I've been moving D! Busy busy! 'Can I have a strawberry?' Faramir looks over his shoulder at Eowyn, whilst still brandishing his sword at 'sauron'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrond Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 (edited) Why are you brandishing your sword, my fair Goth Maiden? There is nobody there. Sauron is but a figment of your imagination, he does not exist my dearest. Put down your sword, let us share these strawberries together, hmmm, this one looks nice and juicy. (Moving? Going somewhere nice? B wants July to move too, to Scotland! But I don't think she believes him. How about you? Fancy a nice trip to USA some time?) xx D Edited June 13, 2005 by Elrond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaY (Gears?!?) Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Ooooooh Yummy! But My Lady Eowyn, I am Faramir .... not a Goth Maiden... *puts sword away* (Moving into my new house... A trip to the States... give me a year to save up and sure!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrond Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Oh no! Stupid, stupid me. It is I who is female, not you. I got confused over the length of our hair and fighting skills do you see? (Sorry, I am not used to being female, most confusing). 'Ah! Help! A nasty spider has landed on my strawberry!' (So you are paying for our American trip? Most generous of you my Goth one. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORK MORAN Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 *poof* hello again! *coughs on smoke* so..wot have i missed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billybird Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 POOF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrond Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Ah Yes. Gandalf's a poof. Didn't you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billybird Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Shock, Horror!!! *Eats mushrooms*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaY (Gears?!?) Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 *has strawberry juice all over face* Yikes! Better be careful round Gandy then... Erm where did Eowyn go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billybird Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 She went to Asda. You ate all the strawberries. Hands off me mushrooms you greedy son of Gondor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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