Mighty Mo Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Here goes with a new round. . time for some good 'ol British sci-fi. I won the caption comp for this photo when it was up on the Pages Bar website, so I wondered if any of you can do better. "I asked for a Bald front ear!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Bear Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 I might help you judge this round, Porkfat. . actually, since I won the caption comp for the Davros pic when it was up on Pages, I might let you decide as I might not be too objective. I'll choose a winner for the Picard pic I put up. . .I think that's an absolute classic. And as for a prize. . .Here was me thinking it was all just for fun! '' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Bear Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Here's a new one! " Captain Picard - I believe the Starfleet customary term is - " Full Ahead - Warp Factor 5 - NOT - Start spreading the news , we're leaving today ........" In my capacity as Starfleet Admiral, I've given the Picard caption comp winner award to the above entry. "Pip pip jolly good time for tea" was a close second cos for some reason it made me laugh out loud. Respect Admiral Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmah Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Here goes with a new round. . time for some good 'ol British sci-fi. I won the caption comp for this photo when it was up on the Pages Bar website, so I wondered if any of you can do better. " Ok let me get this straight - I drink this cup of fluid and i become handsome but im eternally encased in a white tin device , no one ever sees me and i say EXTERMINATE for ever or .......... what was the other choice again ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacali Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Now where did I put that darn alien mask??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Master Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 Round 5 Picard : We've killed the Borgs, we've killed the Borgs. Crew : OK OK, you don't have to make a song and dance about it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Master Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 Round 6 Data : I'm doing a study on human sexual behaviour. Can I watch you and Troi do the Horizontal Mambo. No. 1 : Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin... Data : But you don't have any hair on your chinny chin chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Master Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 Round 7 Brad Pitt takes a break before the make-up artirts arrive on the set..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Bear Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 Here goes with a new round. . time for some good 'ol British sci-fi. I won the caption comp for this photo when it was up on the Pages Bar website, so I wondered if any of you can do better. Dalek on the left to other Dalek: "Quick! You pull his trousers down and I'll take him from behind with my plunger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkfat Posted September 20, 2004 Author Share Posted September 20, 2004 Dalek on the left to other Dalek: "Quick! You pull his trousers down and I'll take him from behind with my plunger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero_of_Time Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 Here goes with a new round. . time for some good 'ol British sci-fi. I won the caption comp for this photo when it was up on the Pages Bar website, so I wondered if any of you can do better. Proof at last that too much coffee is bad for u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkfat Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Round 8: On Emmah's advice (blame Emmah!) ...sorry S-Si Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporty_Si Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 (edited) Dont be sorry I was requested to pose for that photo "The plastic surgery he wanted didn't quite go to plan" Edited September 21, 2004 by Sporty_Si Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmah Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Round 8: On Emmah's advice (blame Emmah!) ...sorry S-Si Lets start this off clean - as I suggested we start it how about .... Milton Keynes Travelodge new trainee car park attendant appears to be struggling to understand his new job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporty_Si Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 OMG haha that'l be tough to beat Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmah Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Round 8: On Emmah's advice (blame Emmah!) ...sorry S-Si Reason behind ex-Easyjet employee's sacking finally revealed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted September 21, 2004 Moderators Share Posted September 21, 2004 When Si was told to get a grip, the Travelodge staff didn't really have that in mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lady Elanor Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Not quite what Si was expecting when he mentioned his curiosity about butt plugs. I'm sorry, it's as clean as I can get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmah Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Round 8: On Emmah's advice (blame Emmah!) ...sorry S-Si " When I said I bet you £100 I could pee through that big hole from this distance - you didn't say I could't use any accessories did you ??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Bear Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Round 8: On Emmah's advice (blame Emmah!) ...sorry S-Si Travelodge's complimentary spam works a little too well. OR Roadworks notice: Caution!. . .Man hard at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero_of_Time Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Round 8: On Emmah's advice (blame Emmah!) ...sorry S-Si Mr Cone, Thats my name, that name again is Mr Cone! (simpsons rip off!) or Milton Keynes, just like any other city, when u go out there are always cones to steal or Si : "this is my girlfriend Conina, she's got a bit of fat bum but she's so my taste and plus she always wears similar colours" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celebgil Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 My god, desperate time call for desperate measure eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirst Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 (edited) 'Simon learnt never to play with superglue again'. Kirst x Edited September 22, 2004 by Kirst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporty_Si Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Haha some of these are great! Who picks the winner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxibaby23 Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 The weight lifting with a certain part of the anatomy contest was not won by Simon, but he came a close second! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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