porkfat Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 aw man! I got home from work yesterday and I thought 'hm, I smell a little funky' (strangely, my exact words!). And upon discovery of my funkiness, I went and had a nice shower. 15-20 minutes after the shower, I noticed that damn smell again! An hour passes and I have another shower. 5-6 minutes after the 2nd shower I realise the smell is still there! My flatmates were in agreement that I did, indeed, stink, and I thought that maybe it was something I had picked up in the air of our (disgusting) flat, so I went out to test my theory. the result? I STINK! I stink, and I can't shake it off. HELP MEEEEE! this is a genuine plea for help, because I can't stand it any longer - neither can my flatmates! any ideas? PLEASE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theoden_of_rohan Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 OMG!!! LMAO Are you washing with lard and beans??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 OMG!!! LMAO Are you washing with lard and beans??? LMFAO! Or Porkfat?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 use deodrant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TishTosh Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Sleep in the bath tonight. With lots of BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steff Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 ermm..lynx? *ponders over wheather or not she spelt that right* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showmasters Admin showmasters Posted June 23, 2004 Showmasters Admin Share Posted June 23, 2004 check your trainers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 (edited) Check your underwear, failing all the above, just got to your quacks and ask for an op to remove all sweat glands, or just live in a bath, or maybe its your fellow housemates that stink, or take medicine to stop ya farting, stop eating spicy foods. When you eat spicy food that is very smelly, the smell actually comes out of your body in your sweat, if ya don't believe me, look it up or ask your doctor. Or spray yourself every 5 seconds with some deodorant, or you could just accept the fact that you do in fact stink!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and febreeze is quite good for trainers, but better still buy some new ones. Edited June 23, 2004 by vamps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveMerry Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 (edited) buy some glade circu-lair thats smells nice Edited June 23, 2004 by ILoveMerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 speaking of smells, I have a really bad urge to sniff some wd40, I love the smell of that stuff LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiki Dream Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 go to the doctors immediately! or just use an entire bottle of shower gel... could be stress.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkfat Posted June 23, 2004 Author Share Posted June 23, 2004 check my underwear? trust me, even I wouldn't check my own underwear! using deodorant, and the whole washing 'thing' barely takes the edge off it. to fully articulate the scale of my stink, imagine a wet dog running through a cattle field full of greasy Spanish construction workers... times twenty, times thirty. wurgggh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiki Dream Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 (edited) check my underwear?trust me, even I wouldn't check my own underwear! using deodorant, and the whole washing 'thing' barely takes the edge off it. to fully articulate the scale of my stink, imagine a wet dog running through a cattle field full of greasy Spanish construction workers... times twenty, times thirty. wurgggh. *faints* GO TO A DOCTOR! OR call the NHS Helpline! Edited June 23, 2004 by Kiki Dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkfat Posted June 23, 2004 Author Share Posted June 23, 2004 doctors have cold hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiki Dream Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 doctors have cold hands. would it help if they warmed them first? Just GO!! Unless of course you want to end up with this permanantly (sp?) just go get it over with fix it and go back to.... not smelling like " wet dog running through a cattle field full of greasy Spanish construction workers... times twenty, times thirty." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkfat Posted June 23, 2004 Author Share Posted June 23, 2004 I don't know, I guess it's my superpower. - It's kind of cool to be a superhero! Doctors kind of scare the hell out of me, I remember being eleven, going to the Doctors and being convinced the Doc' was out to steal my soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiki Dream Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 I don't know, I guess it's my superpower. - It's kind of cool to be a superhero! Doctors kind of scare the hell out of me, I remember being eleven, going to the Doctors and being convinced the Doc' was out to steal my soul. okay maybe you should try the hospital and see a nurse?? or call the NHS helpline, they are doctors.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkfat Posted June 23, 2004 Author Share Posted June 23, 2004 ...and to think that all this started so innocently! oh boy. I hadn't planned on being quarantined when I woke up this morning! I smell like a wet dog and for some reason I can't shake it. I'm sure that if I explain it to the Doctors that way, they won't laugh at me so much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lady Elanor Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 (edited) Sometimes bodies react differently to certain deodorants so maybe you should try a different one, or wrap yourself in clingfilm from neck to feet Edited June 23, 2004 by The Lady Elanor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theoden_of_rohan Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 I like this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 ...and to think that all this started so innocently!oh boy. I hadn't planned on being quarantined when I woke up this morning! I smell like a wet dog and for some reason I can't shake it. I'm sure that if I explain it to the Doctors that way, they won't laugh at me so much... LOL lie down next to a wet dog and maybe that will counteract the smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkfat Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 hm. Today (Thursday) is day 3 of the stink, and thankfully its oh-so-nasty edge has worn off. (a small triumph, is a triumph nonetheless!) I think it's something I've picked up from my flat. You see, my (artist) flatmate collects clothes and various items she finds on the pavement (I don't ask why, so don't ask me...), and my room is next to hers. the other week she brought home a jar of dead frogs(!), and placed them on the landing (opposite my door), so I'm thinking the overwhelming stench of a half dozen (bloated) dead frogs has crept underneath my door and found it's way onto my clothes, shoes, duvet and such. thus making me rather smelly! I took a bath in vinegar, this morning. now I smell like a freaking chip shop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showmasters Admin Too Tall Posted June 24, 2004 Showmasters Admin Share Posted June 24, 2004 It could very well be the frogs that did it. Decomposing fat will cling to you like a bast@rd. Try lemon juice, it does work, I used to work in the care industry and worked with people that had to deal with this kind of smell (I was lucky all my patients were alive). As an aside they also mentioned it in an episode of CSI when Sarah was working on a case were they found a guy in a bag. Stuart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkfat Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 really? lemon? CSI? well if it's in CSI, then it must be true! um. I physically gagged this afternoon after coming home from work, because the (frog) skin had separated from the bones and sort of dissolved into the liquid they were kept in. I hope you enjoy your dinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showmasters Admin Too Tall Posted June 24, 2004 Showmasters Admin Share Posted June 24, 2004 Yep really lemon juice. And yes it was definitly in CSI. Great program... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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