porkfat Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 50 Reasons why BURT REYNOLDS should come to CM6, or LFCC. 50: By day he is billionaire businessman Bruce Wayne, but by night... 49: He found the cure for cancer... on Mars. 48: He defeated Zandor - Lord of the planet Vandoz in an epic battle. 47: He was thrown through a window in that one movie. 46: He was the greatest President of the United States. 45: He stabbed Satan in the back of the head with a plastic fork. 44: He was in those Dolland & Aitchison adverts. 43: He ate a live rabbit once. 42: He once beat a bear to death, by beating the bear with the body of another bear! 41: He ended the Spanish civil war. 40: Did I mention he was thrown through a window in that one movie? 39: He singlehandedly butchered 4,000 hippies during the 60's. 38: He was the first man on the Moon (1949), to which he declared it: Burtland. 37: He 'did' Sally Field. 36: He travelled back in time to destroy the dinosaurs. 35: He has 200 wives. 34: He sank the Titanic. 33: He 'kneecapped' Josef Stalin 32: He can lift a house from it's foundations. 31: He's down with the homies. 24-7, beyatch! whatever that means... 30: He pulled his own arms off in 'Nam, fought, and sewed them back on with his teeth. 29: He's not Jean-Claude Van Damme. 28: I repeat, he is NOT Jean-Claude Van Damme! 27: He is made of poison. 26: The men, women and children of Colombia rightfully worship him as a God. 25: He could kill me and you, with a single matchstick. 24: He knows Jack Nicholson (possibly, maybe, perhaps...) 23: His chest is tanned and hairy. 22: He kind of looks funny nowadays, y'know? like he's melted, somehow... 21: He doesn't wear oven-gloves to take hot items out of the oven. 20: He knows his times-tables. 19: There's a really crap wax model of his image at our local War Museum (for some reason). 18: He has a moustace. 17: His orange nipples. 16: He split Mothra's stomach open and freed the beautiful female scientist. 15: He can pat his head and rub his belly without messing up... not ever. ever. ever. 14: He bodyslammed Yokozuna BEFORE Lex Luger! 13: He has a waterbed. 12: He doesn't have to smoke to be cool. 11. Oh wait, we wasn't thrown through a window in that one movie. That was somebody else... 10. He has a robotic claw. 09. He is 40ft tall. 08. He slew the dragon with the Staff Of Moura. 07. His surname is my middle-name! yay! 06. He flosses. 05. He's the only person on earth that can make a cowboy hat look cool. 04. His dad could kick your dad's spam! 03. He was Jack Horner. 02. He was the Bandit. 01. It's taken me a good 10 minutes to write this stupid thing, and I think I deserve to meet him! SUMMON HIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veasse Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 BRAVO! Burt Did a lot more.. "The End" is the movie you refer to.... where he is locked away for trying to kill himself cause he is terminally ill and he ends up in a mental institute with Dom De luise *GRHS* who tries to help him kill himself.. (throwing out of a window etc) and then he finds out he isnt terminally ill and has to stop his new insane friend from doing it! CANNON BALL RUN!!!!!!! best movies about car races ever lol... again DOM De luise and the mad doctor and the elephant.. hee hee! what a guy! which reminds me! SM if you read this *sorry to hijack the thread a little* but can you get Peter De luise and Micheal De luise sons to the great Dom and fantastic actors in thier own right! Back on track now! BURT REYNOLDS WOULD KICK give us some credit..please get em! hugs Veasse xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkfat Posted June 21, 2004 Author Share Posted June 21, 2004 The End - featuring Sally Field, who he so famously 'did'. good call having Dom DeLuise as a guest! SUMMON THEM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veasse Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 The End - featuring Sally Field, who he so famously 'did'. good call having Dom DeLuise as a guest! SUMMON THEM! Dom is dead sweetie... hence the GRHS (god rest his soul) his sons are alive though peter deluise was in 21 jumpstreet and seaquest, micheal was in seaquest and a few other shows! hugs andrea x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonmate1 Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 The End - featuring Sally Field, who he so famously 'did'. good call having Dom DeLuise as a guest! SUMMON THEM! Dom is dead sweetie... hence the GRHS (god rest his soul) his sons are alive though peter deluise was in 21 jumpstreet and seaquest, micheal was in seaquest and a few other shows! hugs andrea x Dom's not dead!! Born the 1st August 1933.. He's 70 years old.. according to this site which I have always found to be very reliable and quick to update.. http://www.whosaliveandwhosdead.com/ldindex.htm Maybe you were thinking of John Candy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonmate1 Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Just checked his official website.. He's definately not dead!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noddy Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 He is alive . . It is a MIRACLE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkfat Posted June 22, 2004 Author Share Posted June 22, 2004 http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001123/ IMDB don't lie, Dom ain't dead! ...yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhyno18 Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 BURTS THE MAN!!!!!!!YEEEEAAAHHHHHHH BABY!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEX (PSP) Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 I fancied him when I was little, a long, long, long time ago. *BEX dies of shame* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veasse Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 SOMEONE has been playing a VERY sick joke on me for a long long time.. and letting me believe that... i bet it was my torment of a brother.. we never did get along! i swear he told me and i never thought to check... i'm sorry... really really sorry... but on the plus side he's alive..that big bucket of cuddles and laughter is alive! BRING HIM ON! hugs andrea x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkfat Posted June 23, 2004 Author Share Posted June 23, 2004 wow. your brother sounds like a relentless, vicious monster. retribution via means of painful Chinese-burns should follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veasse Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 wow.your brother sounds like a relentless, vicious monster. retribution via means of painful Chinese-burns should follow. my brother is a big lug! he tormented me through school along with everyone else... now he moved out of home we get on better... i think he forgot to tell me! oh and thats not the worst thing hes ever done! i'm happy hes still with us... still want his beautiful sons to come! hugs andrea x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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