robwaddle

Get yerselves a copy of Blue Velvet. You'll enjoy Mr Stockwell in that. It's a great film Here's to Ben

anyone that won't prompt little girlies (screaming or otherwise) to show up.

actually, i have. i can find where i want to get to in Brum and they'res v few screaming kids when i go

he's 9ft tall & got awful acne

i'd like to meet any of them once - without little girlies getting in the way. have a conversation - behave like an adult.

didnt give em nuffink - didnt get near them 'cos of you bloody lot. wot will u give brad dourif?? anyone heard of him??

i'm one hundred and ninety six and three quarters and i fink mk is a dump

It's obviously bypassed yr very small brains - BUT - yr every bit as idiotic as the screaming girlies u complain about. NB you can't spell either (sceptre, metal).

Hey Mr Ed, that's a great idea. . We could wear Lynchian costumes and squeal a lot . S/Ms can u get Kyle Mclachlan??? or Ray Wise?????? Rob

Gilgalad - great last para. Rob

Eeeeeeek!, I didn't see Elijah. OOOOOOO, I'm not a member of any secret societies. AAAAAAAArrrrrrgggghhhh! I kan spell propa!!!!! No poems, no bands, no quotes, no silly msgs to peeps I don't no (fank Gawd). Is this off topic or wot. Oh yeah, what does Andy Sekis smell like?? It's idiots like you who spoilt my day on Sunday. That & the crowds, little girls dressed as men (if it was the other way round you'd all be laughing). And the plastic swords - they're very convincing. No organisation, bad location, screaming girls, gawpers, people with cameras who wouldn't pay for autos, poor communication, public safety, shoppers, no entrance charge. Hopefully @ C5, I'll get to talk to Brad Dourif about working with David Lynch. If you don't know about the last 2 names, get mummy to hire Blue Velvet from your local video store - it's all about a boy named Blue who's reeeellly cute. He forms a band called Velvet and then they go looking for a clever person to rite some songs for them. Why don't they rite there own songs?? 'Cos they're too bloody thick . Fully paid up member of the F****d off club

I'd like to meet Elijah Wood & Dominic Monaghan and Kristanna Loken. Not @ Milton Keynes, in a shopping mall, surrounded by gawpers, screaming girlies, people with cameras who haven't paid for autos & idiot security. Is this possible R

OK, Now for another moan. 1. I got to MK 0830 on Sunday - knew it would be busy. Between then and 1445, I managed to meet Sean Astin. My ticket no. for Elijah was 600+, can't remember how high it was for Dom. 2. The venue is APPALLING. Autograph lines all over the place. Not enough room for dealers stands. God knows how many shoppers who decide to have a gawp. 3. Showmasters - you'r gonna have to start charging for entry. The no. of people there with cameras (and ZERO intention of paying for autos) was loopy. 4. Security - someone earlier mentioned fire or bombs. People - this is a real risk, I was outside the venue just down from Dom & Elijah making a call @ about 1330. Security got their knickers in a knot & blocked the two doors by me. It seems that celebs were about to get lunch. Little girlies running everywhere - "What do they think we'll do - try and ravish them?" was a memorable quote from a teeny berk. ERRRR, actually, yes - that's just what you'll try and do. 5. Talking of teenies, can u pls start charging ridiculous amounts for entry. The highlight (sic) of my day was the (female) Gondorian warrior with beard & moustache painted on in biro. Surely you can price them out. I know that it was pot luck. I understand that it was my bad luck that I didn't get low enough numbers. I'm very glad to have met Sean (even tho' Showmasters stewards told me pointedly to "get a move on" while I was trying to have a conversation). I would probably have met Kristanna if I'd waited a couple more hours. BUT, and this is a bloody big but - I'd run out of patience. I could no longer put up with the hysteria, lack of space, squealing girlies and gawpers. I've enjoyed Tolkiens' work for over 35 years (no prizes for guessing my age!!). I never believed that films of this quality could be made & I'm very grateful to all concerned. It would be great if some of the more mature/sensible fans could get to meet the stars, have a sensible talk, get autos etc. I know I want too much from life, but that's the way I am. If I want the sort of experience I had on Sunday again - I'll book tickets for the next boy band concert in my area. Of course - Brad Dourif is @ C5 - so I expect I'll be there. Girlies - don't you think Brad was GGGGGGRRRRRRRRR888888 in Blue Velvet. Get yr mummies to hire it on video. They'll like "Raymond" too. Rob

Gr8 as Worm, but even better as Raymond in Blue Velvet Rob

Wot a good idea!