Dubya

Winston Churchill? I loved what you did in the sequel to the War (War II I think it was called)

How about Hilary Clinton and that girl with the dirty dress? Bill seems to like her.

My fellow Americamans. I went to this big party at the White House yestermaday where they let me be Presidement again for four more years. How cool is that? I get to sit in that nice leather chair with the pretty flag on the desk in that round room and people bringing me coffee and biscamits.

You spawn of monkey poo you stole that picturemajiggy from a post I made agemess ago. Lookey here Dubyas Ringpiece

Oh no! My preciousssimicus

Ha ha ha I've got it and you're not getting it back.

Can you get Oscar Bin Liner for me? I seem to be having a little trouble.

I need to declare a State of Emergency. Vamps Cafe is all out of Coffee. Run to the hills, but not Beverly Hills because thats a bit too far and the Hillbillies already live there. Tea is drunken by my old pal Teddy Blear from the United States of Kingdom near Scotland, perhaps he can help us in our hour of need.

myfellowAmeradosImjustwonderingwhatthepurposebehindtheneverendingsentenceisdoesthishaveanythingtodowiththeproblemsinthemiddleeastinwhichimustassureyouthatmyselfandyourownprimemeatmrteddybearhavethesituationtotallyundermycontrol

My fellow Apricot Sundays. As your President I am saddened to say that I too am looking for a partner to share this big old White House that I live in....oh wait...apparently there is a Mrs Bush...now all I've got to do is find her. I wonder where she lives. Carry on folks.

CRAIG DAVID! Where? My men are supposed to take care of things like this.

My fellow Armidillos. I would like to welcome me to the United States of Kingdom and would like to order a Presidential Coffee.